Prince Harold

You know what would make you feel better? A brisk jog.

[Prince Harold @mars_party]

The coronavirus making me poor,
Jobless and without toilet paper. Basically 22 again.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

The biggest problem right now is not a problem that can be solved by the Federal Reserve or goosing government spending. That problem is the problem of informational uncertainty on the infection and death rates of coronavirus. Only time and competence will solve that problem.

[Prince Harold @mars_party]

@AndrewFeinberg Simpleton & Grossfunkel

[Prince Harold @mars_party]

100 percent

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Note: Robinhood absolutely should not be stopping trading of GameStop. Market mechanisms include the reality that some people will attempt to game the market mechanisms -- and some will pay the price. Restricting who can buy and sell is using a hammer on free markets.

[Paid Extra to Yell @bird_facts_]

Pandemic Day 25: I made bread :)

Day 95: I sure do miss my friends

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Day 310: The White House appears to be under the control of a shirtless man in a Viking helmet

Day 330: Reddit’s coordinated attack on Wall Street is going as planned

[Prince Harold @mars_party]

@benshapiro That is exactly right

[Prince Harold @mars_party]

It that’s true it absolutely 100% should lead to jail time. Market manipulation for sure

[Prince Harold @mars_party]

Why would regulators or stock trading platforms intervene to prevent free and fair trading of stocks? These short squeeze events will end in disaster for many, but that’s how the market works. If you intervene to prevent people losing money the market is broken.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

There are two types of people in the world: People who hate Ted Cruz, and Ted Cruz.

[Prince Harold @mars_party]

@Laurie_Garrett @StephenAtHome Makes more sense than the Chavez theory

[Prince Harold @mars_party]

@Daily_Express I didn’t know her twins had twins

[Prince Harold @mars_party]

@Daily_Express This is precisely the kind of life changing information we depend on Twitter for

[Prince Harold @mars_party]

@marlo_safi @Cernovich I do the same

[Prince Harold @mars_party]

@Cernovich That’s not true. Many of the houses I jog by in Malibu look dirty.

[Prince Harold @mars_party]

@seanhannity That actually makes sense. You should go for a jog and think about it and you will figure it out

[Prince Harold @mars_party]

@thetimes Was it me and my dog

[Prince Harold @mars_party]

@BridgetPhetasy She should go for a jog

[Prince Harold @mars_party]

@BBCWorld I can run faster

[Prince Harold @mars_party]

@Cernovich Isn’t one cause it’s a lie

[Prince Harold @mars_party]

@JasonIsbell When trump told Cruz he cheated to win Iowa, his wife was ugly and his dad killed JFK, Cruz told him if he didn’t watch it he would lick his other ball. In a real tough Texas voice. He’s a spineless slug w no self respect or value.

[Prince Harold @mars_party]

@HotCorner_10 Yeah but how many die from the flu!!? At least one tenth of that....😕

[Prince Harold @mars_party]

@JimGaffigan Somehow the people that most loudly proclaim their Christian values have aligned themselves with neo nazis, bigots and a violent mob that beat a police officer to death. Doesn’t sound like the Jesus I remember from Sunday School.