Marsha

day drinker and lifelong nail biter

[Marsha @marshamylee]

@query_walmart_t How can I return it when person #3 back in September told me to dispose of it? So that's what I did!

[Marsha @marshamylee]

@query_walmart_t I've fought with your team since 8/24 and I can not waste 1 more sec of my time! I've been told 10 different things on my broken freezer. The last person even said they were giving me $75 for my troubles. Next person said she lied and I'd only get a refund if I returned it.

[Marsha @marshamylee]

@walmart is complete shit. I don't know why I went back for a purchase but their customer service is so terrible it's laughable. And the worst part is they know they can be because it will not affect their sales. Thanks for nothing!

[Marsha @marshamylee]

@ATT store on Colorado Blvd is so terrible. Why can't I speak to a regional manager about their incompetence?

[Marsha @marshamylee]

@ATT @ATTHelp

[Marsha @marshamylee]

All employees at the @ATT store at the 1501 S Colorado Blvd, Denver, CO 80222 should be fired. They are the most incompetent people I've ever dealt with!

[Marsha @marshamylee]

@ProjectLincoln You forgot “Up until the time of birth”.

[Marsha @marshamylee]

@EatDenverCO This is a complete long shot, but do you know where I could look for a resale ticket for the Monday night dinner?

[Marsha @marshamylee]

@NikkiHaley But you said you struggled to get pregnant, so instead of adopting those unwanted babies you selfishly chose to do IVF?

[Marsha @marshamylee]

@GoogleSmallBiz trying to get my reviews on Google to stop disappearing. :(

[Marsha @marshamylee]

@GoogleMyBiz And they respond with a canned auto response about algorithm pulling reviews. I have 5 and should have 8. So basically half of reviews will be removed? It's so terrible how small businesses are treated with companies like Google and Yelp, especially after the last 2 years.

[Marsha @marshamylee]

@GoogleMyBiz Why aren't written reviews showing up on my page?

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

I want Trump to refuse to leave so Secret Service can drag him out kicking and screaming on the WH lawn like the whiny fake bitch he is. (And then we can talk about how the country is broken beyond repair but I’m saving that for next week!)

[Marsha @marshamylee]

@MollyJongFast Witch hunt... I'm already drunk

[Marsha @marshamylee]

@NikkiHaley You’re so gross. Go away.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

When seat belts were first introduced in 1968, there were idiots who insisted they “infringed on their freedoms” and would physically cut them out of their cars. We make fun of those people now. Can you guess who we’ll be making fun of in 2072?

[Marsha @marshamylee]

@PatrickForCO Just curious - since it's ok for you to break the law, which laws can I break without punishment? Way to lead your people. I would think representatives of the state should abide by the laws set in place. Even if you don't agree with them.

[Marsha @marshamylee]

This is so beyond true...

[Auntie Vice @auntievice]

The Onion announced it will close its publication citing its writers can no longer come up with anything more absurd than actual fucking news.

[Marsha @marshamylee]

@ColoradoLabor How can we speak to someone about our claims? For the past week, phone numbers tell me the line is busy and hangs up!

[Marsha @marshamylee]

This is everything! I don't know if I should laugh or cry.

[Hear Mags Roar 🌊🌊🌊 @Stop_Trump20]

This is perfection 👏😂😂😂😂😂