Alex

[Danielle Beckman @DaniBeckman]

Tip of the iceberg:
#SARSCoV2 can infect neurons and induce neuroinflammation and cell death.
Size of the iceberg: We are just starting to discover. Science takes time.
#NeuroCovid

[Alex @marshydope]

@Rainmaker1973 This is why they are called nature's puppets

[Alex @marshydope]

@getfiscal Good luck Don

[Alex @marshydope]

@richardlann @mrnastynodrama You better believe I'm spilling a horsepower on it

[Alex @marshydope]

@newfeelingcoop Radstorm in Halifax, all ages DIY type space

[Alex @marshydope]

Just had a truck nearly turn left through me, both stopped at an intersection. How do I get more visible than this

[Alex @marshydope]

@ChefReactions Iconic. The glaze also contains a bunch of lead

[Alex @marshydope]

@aetotten I'd be interested!

[Alex @marshydope]

East Coast Lifestyle version of Jordan Peterson

[The Food Professor @FoodProfessor]

Kelowna: 2003 (Left) and 2023 (Right).

[Alex @marshydope]

@NobleQAli I did a lesser version this to the webbing between my thumb and index while drilling a door. Sorry abt your tattoo

[Alex @marshydope]

@BikeMayorHfx I use them on my tern ebike as well as on an analog mtb, less for snow than for icy patches that are common in the road margins we're shoved into. all it takes is one bad slip avoided to pay for itself.

[Alex @marshydope]

@DavidBHutson @TheBikingLawyer @OPP_CR @sandy_hessel @TownOfCaledon 🦃

[Alex @marshydope]

@mrnastynodrama you will not see heaven

[Cormac McCarthy @CormacMcCrthy]

For reasons unknown my publicist Terry asked me to write my own prewritten obituary. Fine

Cormac McCarthy - the world's most competent writer and whisky connoisseur - departed the earth on the same day a sentient wig possessed of an ancient evil was arraigned in Florida, a state governed by crocodiles

He leaves behind a body of work that echoes the gritty reality of life and a Twitter account that echoes his disdain for Terry and his nurse and his nurse's idiot boyfriend Ziggy and roller rinks and Gen Z and millennials and kombucha and the Mandalorian and

In life he was a man of few words. In death he is only slightly more reticent. His publicist Terry is already no doubt concocting posthumous tweets to keep the golden goose laying eggs. Terry is a venal man with no shame so we expect nothing more

A man more at home with scotch and leather recliners than the company of others, Cormac elevated the term reclusive author to new heights of respectability. All authors now fancy themselves reclusive but still they speak to humans and grant interviews and acknowledge the grocery clerk with more than a grunt and nod. But not Cormac McCarthy. His literary prowess was only matched by his ability to avoid public appearances. Whether dodging book signings or exposing the infernal internet as the confusing labyrinth it is, Cormac McCarthy enlightened the feeble minded masses like that greek god with the fire who got his liver eaten by a hawk. Prometheus or whatever. I dont care what his name was.

Cormac McCarthy is survived by his daughter who turned out to be a millennial despite his best efforts and his granddaughter, a TikTok video in human form.

His greatest disappointment was failing to survive his lawyer Gregory. No lawyer should outlive his client.

In lieu of flowers you must do three things:

1. Retweet this to increase its metrics something something who cares

2. Read Air Turbulence, a comedic stage play he wrote under the absurd pseudonym Daniel Watts, and send a DM if you want to produce it locally https://t.co/hpzaI7pMol

3. Give thanks that the First Amendment has strong protections for obvious parody of public figures

[Alex @marshydope]

Hope things are okay at the @HalifaxWater jobsite

[Halifax Fire News @HRMFireNews]

2:22pm 13 Quint (Dartmouth) is on scene of a confirmed gas leak in the 100 block of Joffre St in Dartmouth, requesting HAZMAT. Update to follow #HFXTraffic

[Alex @marshydope]

@TheElderMemes swallow it whole like a snake

[Alex @marshydope]

@kempthead Citation needed

[Alex @marshydope]

@sxpercoop @realchasecurtis our'm

[Funky 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @Benaskren]

I’ve seen some guys posting on social media lately about how they are winning bc their wife is attractive, while I don’t disagree I think finding a wife who is a great mother is 500% more important!!! Thanks @Abamaby for being such a great mom to our kids.

[Alex @marshydope]

@Benaskren @Abamaby