marsh phd

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

She rumpel on my stilt like we’re kin ! And I don’t even know her name

[of the sea @chapterlviii]

rest in peace to a real legend 🖤

[Ienka @ankyhaidy]

i saw you butt ass naked in my crystal ball. i don't know why it showed me that but i thought you had a right to know

[🚣‍♀️ @chillerguylife]

Getting married to the river. We’re already talking about having creeks some day. I want one brook and one stream

[italian lucite @yurodivys]

My entire life is powered by a desire to go swimming in nice water. I only work to go swimming. The winter is hard for me because I lose sight of what is most important when I am far away from going swimming

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

I've been wearing all wool, head to toe, in every single dream I've had for the past eight months. My therapist won't tell me what it means. I know she knows, but she won't tell me. That must mean it's really bad.

[Pedro Stolf @p_stolf]

Okay I did it

[Deconstructed Cachapa @AntiClimaco]

Very disappointed by the symbolism of last night’s dream. Just really obvious, derivative stuff.

[Movie Life @CinemaisSimple]

Mermaid Legend (1984)

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

Going to bug court for mowing over some native wildflowers. They’re going to put me in bug jail for 50 bug years, which is about 90 human seconds

[indy of the rotund table @therotundtable]

just found these photos from 1948 of a SEAL at a PUB??? wHY????

[chels! ☻ @femmenart]

i love SWIMMING!!!!!! i love WATER!!!!!! i love the ocean and pools and lakes and RIVERS!!!!!!

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

When I was born they tossed me into a bin labeled 'No good', but then they fished me out, handed me a cane and a top hat, and told me I'd make it in show biz. I think I was tossed head first I'm so sleepy all the time, And violent. Bring me my tap shoes, I feel a song coming on

[sanje horah @sanjehorah]

anyone with taste more esoteric than me is a circlejerking schizophrenic. anyone with taste less esoteric than me is a slop producing brainrot consumer

[jenavee @loveangelmusic]

your ass better not be a smoking 1920s boudoir doll when i get there

my true form:

[🦄 bambi mclesbian @goofnator]

???

[george griffiths @georgegriffiths]

feathers mcgraw you will ALWAYS be famous