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[oatmilk hoe✨🥛 @marstheoreo]

So like I know it’s Dolley Madison who saved the portrait of George Washington when the British came to fuck shit up BUT for some reason my brain always pictures Dolly Parton running out of a burning White House with her hair teased to Jesus and I think it’s a beautiful image

[ethel cain's fly @ethelfiles]

ethel cain on the election:

"if you voted for trump, i hope that peace never finds you. instead, i hope clarity strikes you someday like a clap of lightning and you have to live the rest of your life with the knowledge and guilt of what you've done and who you are as a person."

[Will @WillemDaFro]

this is as historically significant as getting a different angle of the JFK assassination

[We Assess and Draw Cats 🐾 @WeAssessCats]

Just caught this little moment of pure joy in the snow! 🐾❄️

[lo messiah @timchals]

this is so 😭😭

[Fatima 𓂆 فاطمة 🇵🇸 @fatimasal82]

Do people realize we are watching journalists in Lebanon report while wearing press vests that display their blood type because they are that certain they will be intentionally targeted by the Zionist regime?

[Tim O'Reilly @TinyTimOReilly]

ever other celebrity wants the halloween acclaim mother has worked hard to build over the years, but what they dont get is you cant just do a photoshoot straight out of the fx department. you need to walk in discomfort and misery for a whole night.

[no context memes @nocontextmemes]

I never would have guessed

[juli @thexunintended]

Now, THIS is real journalism

[🍉nimbus @leobaz00ka]

Each of these characters have vastly different voices u wouldnt know they were voiced by the same guy if no one told u. This is real voice acting that the industry is starting to neglect

[Saint Shannon @shannon_sense]

Those old technicolor cameras 🥹 this scene still looks soo stunning and rich

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

one of my favorite film production tidbits ever: the puppet was too heavy to move that fast in real time, so they decided to shoot at 12fps and speed it up to 24 later. Moranis had to perform these scenes at half-speed, and it comes out totally seamless!

[s @yoongienthusias]

stop looking for a job and start looking for the love of your life who you are gonna die in the arms of in the next five years when then world ends

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

That bear used faggot correctly! To check a homophobe

We’re getting word from the officials up in the booth, but I think there’s not gonna be any penalty on the play.

[JO @withlovejohana]

LOOK AT THIS MINI DIVA 😭😭😭
THE CRAYON IN HER HAIR INSTEAD OF A CIGARETTE 😭 MY HEART🖤✨ I LOVE MINI CHAPPELL ROAN!!!!

[Scooby Doom @MayorEsquire]

anyone who finds this ad to be in "bad taste" should consider that actual women who aren't actors in commercials have literally been killed by abortion bans

[Vegan Industry Plant @AtYourMercyx]

No juggalos or goth kids or nu metal kids or white dudes in big pants and shirts 3 sizes too big wtf this is cultural erasure bro…

[Shahanshah of the Internet Age @ChazakielDoremi]

This has to be like. Objectively measured right. This has to be in the running for 'The single funniest a human being has ever been'