Marte_mcflyy

doing irrational things, to rationalize life

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This is what happens when you run out of hotel rooms. Soon, cities will run out of schools to vacate. Then they will come for your homes.

[Marte_mcflyy @marte_mcflyy]

#getthemessage https://t.co/3Did941Htg

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

OMFG. This is not good. This is not good at all. Serious Adverse Events of Special Interest Following mRNA Vaccination in Randomized Trials https://t.co/XhcBVGL4Bt

[Moxy @URLzz4]

@LIRR Please explain how this is acceptable during a pandemic? 4:55 train to Babylon

[Marte_mcflyy @marte_mcflyy]

#LIRR following our strict #CDC guidelines to a 'T'...right?

[Marte_mcflyy @marte_mcflyy]

It's an absolute joke how the #MTA and the #LIRR don't give a single fuck about #COVID19 and #SocialDistancing

[Marte_mcflyy @marte_mcflyy]

Funny how " contruction" was deemed essential when the city needed us...but we're not essential enough to qualify for a vaccine #COVID19

[Marte_mcflyy @marte_mcflyy]

Anyone got U.E.S. recs? Coffee/park/outside eating

[Marte_mcflyy @marte_mcflyy]

I hope one of these NYC scooter peeps hit me

[Marte_mcflyy @marte_mcflyy]

Just RSVP'ed for @MoonTooth1's 'Violent Grief Sessions' live on @KNOTFEST and was entered into this contest! Enter here: https://t.co/AYLhu0ns55

[Marte_mcflyy @marte_mcflyy]

Like damn, I'm just tryna see how your day is going...

[Marte_mcflyy @marte_mcflyy]

What's the deal with receptionists being mad confused when I wait for a response to " good morning, how are you...?"

[Marte_mcflyy @marte_mcflyy]

@ClickSafetyOT if you can't implement a feature to you're site, you shouldn't. Your company is absolute trash and would never recommend it.

[Marte_mcflyy @marte_mcflyy]

I basically just got ID'd at petco

[Marte_mcflyy @marte_mcflyy]

With the accessibility to information these days, how the fuq can some people be so misinformed

[Marte_mcflyy @marte_mcflyy]

@lauriemciver You know me too well, Laurie.... Did you opt for the 'Venus flytrap' models? Or the 'hoochie momma's'?

[Marte_mcflyy @marte_mcflyy]

Do y'all think that you're fooling people with these fake eyelashes...y'all look silly

[Marte_mcflyy @marte_mcflyy]

@lauriemciver 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Marte_mcflyy @marte_mcflyy]

@johnlenish Fact

[Marte_mcflyy @marte_mcflyy]

If you have a taxi license plate in the 5 boroughs I'll automatically assume youre a dumbass and can't drive