Jordan Schantz

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@Stamos916 @elonmusk Was this graphic put together by a blind dog who just learned about the internet

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@SpeakerJohnson what the fuck do you actually do for a living?

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@JohnMChell Remember when you killed an innocent man and faced no consequences?

[Jordan Schantz @youronlyschantz]

@JackPosobiec If anybody is in the area and looking for a place to stop and eat, do you recommend Comet Pizza?

[Jordan Schantz @youronlyschantz]

@realObinnaJoel @RepNancyMace Love when people talk about TDS! And they do it without a hint of irony while they wear a trump hat, trump shirt, in front of their truck with 6 trump stickers, parked in the driveway of their home with 5 trump flags. Yep, we're the deranged ones!

[Jordan Schantz @youronlyschantz]

@RepNancyMace (Sent from the toilet because this nasty bitch been mainlining baked beans)

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@andrewcuomo Shutup you fucking loser, literally nobody ever wants to hear from you again

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@SecretaryWright Hey Chris, big fan here. Just wanted to get your thoughts on something, is $4.69 a bigger number than $4.19? I'm just asking because a month ago you said gasoline prices looked like they already peaked, but them there numbers ain't numbering that way.

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The last time a Republican member of congress went missing, they found her in an assisted living center, which begs the question, where the fuck is @KeanForCongress? Seems like it's time to check all the area hospitals, assisted living centers, and rehab centers to find him

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@nyccommonsense "let's make our public debut by stating that Mayor Mamdani would cheer on a terrorist attack, that'll grow our base of old white rich aggrieved fucking losers"

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It's insane how on brand it is for an organization like @nyccommonsense to pop up. Nothing says having a pulse on the populace like hiring someone literally nobody voted for or wanted to hear from to run an org of billionaire money to fight things working people voted for.

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@Jim_Jordan Ohio state wrestling

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@elonmusk "Oh no, we've been duped by our greatest foil, middle school level comprehension skills!"

[Jordan Schantz @youronlyschantz]

@elonmusk Pretty easy to understand if you aren't a fucking moron

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@elbandoler82605 @therealdomboone @Drexcimer @jenrenee Was this supposed to be English? Is this the English your education provided?

[Jordan Schantz @youronlyschantz]

@Drexcimer @jenrenee Cool idea, are you fucking 6 years old?

[Jordan Schantz @youronlyschantz]

@EdMartinDOJ hahahahahahahhahahahah what a fucking loser. How many jobs does your the administration you work for need to force you out of before you just give up

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@TulsiGabbard @DNIGabbard nothing embodies the "aloha spirit" more than trying to tear the country further apart over the 2020 election that we all know Trump lost. Go back to your (first) cult with your whiteboy surfer guru

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@DavidErnestkag @realDonaldTrump You are raising her to be a sex worker who married a rapist for money and citizenship? Good for you

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@Bubblebathgirl @realDonaldTrump Why would someone put an eastern european sex worker on the cover of a fashion magazine?