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[🌊🏄🏽‍♀️ @thisrainstops]

the way that’s everybody’s indicator jghjkk

[rageful @ragehrt]

“I hope it’s not 6:00 a.m.”

clock: 5:57 a.m.

me immediately going back to sleep like those 3 minutes will change my life:

[yagi @yducknow]

“can't wait to go home, i have a lot to do” me as soon as I get home

[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

me this summer because i can’t stop eating 😭😭

[blogueiro low profile @andr_blogueiro]

Cheguei na idade que as mensagens depois das 21h eu só respondo no dia seguinte, sério.

[CHA$E @jehovahsflyest]

Me having to go outside because the delivery guy don't know how to follow directions

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

When you're at work and the real you almost slips out

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

“Are you free after work?”

me after work:

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

Me driving to work at 6 a.m. because I was too shy to start a YouTube channel 7 years ago.

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

when you wake up thinking it's few minutes before your alarm goes off but it's actually the middle of the night

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

the biggest lie is people saying that we get used to waking up early.

[Mr. Tribe🏝️ @sheymanishere]

i’m officially at the age where i understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

how it feels like when you’re the only one who senses a malicious vibe from someone that everyone else likes

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

Me at work pretending to be nice

[Joseph Rosa @_josephrosa]

percebi que nunca mais cruzei com as pessoas que tirei da minha vida. é o maior sinal de que o universo concordou com a minha decisão.

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me: *drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet*

World leaders:

[Keeks🫧 @KitsoThato_]

Me the morning after my wedding:

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for and then tell you they don’t have it

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

This girl on TikTokk said: Trauma is crazy. Cause what do you mean during survival mode I disassociated so hard i can't remember half of my life and i can only sometimes remember most of my memories if someone else brings them up. I cannot recall more than half my life.

[🍁 @72Breezy]

Me missing ALL the requirements: