Martha Perrin

Probably on a plane somewhere.

[marco @mrcafonso]

Jaz. The streets won't forget. #TraitorsUK #TheTraitors

[Teresa C @sorobotic]

Mollie is a prime example of how fancying someone is literally the most embarrassing thing you could ever do #TheTraitors

[Dominic Beesley @Dommeister]

Ross carrying out his masterplan to take down all the other Traitors. #TheTraitors

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

Personally, I think #TheTraitors should be out every Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday. This gap is unbearable.

[Greg James @gregjames]

This is the best FUCK OFFFFFFF ever recorded

[Martha Perrin @marthaeperrin]

Yes pls

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Over 200 dogs surprised a lifelong dog lover for his 100th birthday. Dr. Robert Moore has always loved dogs. For his big milestone, his daughter Alison decided to post on Nextdoor asking people to bring their dogs in front of their house to wish Robert a happy birthday...

[Secret Headteacher @secretHT1]

Thousands of teachers screaming, ‘tuck it in!’

[Sarah Phelps @PhelpsieSarah]

put this Very Good Girl in charge.

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but Neil Diamond, who retired from performing five years ago because of Parkinsons, just had a Broadway show of him open and it at the opening night he did this

[alex @alex_abads]

Julia Roberts you will always be famous

[Martha Perrin @marthaeperrin]

Wondering why I’m sat on my sofa instead of in New York rn

[NEW YORK CITY CENTER @NYCityCenter]

"Alex Joseph Grayson as ex-convict Jim Conley delivers one of the most rousing performances in recent memory with his silky smooth voice paired with maniacal desperation." — @Theatrely

Watch a preview of "Feel the Rain Fall" from #ParadeNYCC.

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

What a great day to be a lettuce

[Stuart Heritage @stuheritage]

I didn't platty jubes. I didn't statey funes. I will, however, genny lex

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

We should refer to this period in history simply as “The Circumstances.”

[Pete Wishart @PeteWishart]

We will soon be on the 4th Tory Prime Minister in 6 years. Maybe the problem isn't with who leads them.

[Martha Perrin @marthaeperrin]

@BootsHelp hi boots, have just DM’d you 😊

[Dr Usman Khan @healthandthings]

Sign at a Camden polling station this morning.

[Martha Perrin @marthaeperrin]

Anyone feel like they’re need to book an hour out every morning to do the wordle, heardle, quordle, flagle and any other ‘dle’ people are sending you?

[Lydia Botters @MrLloydSpandex]

My Mum doesn’t know she’s signed into my Google account on her iPad. Every morning I have an enlightening butchers at what she’s been Googling the night before. Gives me a little insight into her state of mind.