Martha

[Martha @marthamccadd]

wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are. Kurt Cobain

[Martha @marthamccadd]

me🫸🏻big pharma

[Martha @marthamccadd]

Money is fake spend it on your friends

[fuckdupnfunctnl @beachybitch4]

*chugging wine before she come over*

[Martha @marthamccadd]

Megan fox should be gay

[Martha @marthamccadd]

I like people who listen to their Discover Weekly playlist

[Martha @marthamccadd]

seeing the Big Dipper from my porch while i smoke makes it feel educational

[Martha @marthamccadd]

hiding in my car bc the moment I walk inside my house I have shit to do

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Just found out about donkey nannies, which are donkeys used to carry newborn lambs down the mountains for seasonal grazing.

[Martha @marthamccadd]

always keeping my parents on their toes, first I was depressed now I’m gay.

[Martha @marthamccadd]

@libbyraeswanson not sure I can b seen w you

[Martha @marthamccadd]

@libbyraeswanson excuse me

[Martha @marthamccadd]

sharing music is a love language. I stand by that

[Martha @marthamccadd]

growing up is just learning which of your family’s mental illnesses are being passed down to you

[Martha @marthamccadd]

i get so sad everytime i finish a coffee

[Martha @marthamccadd]

it’s all fun & games until the mask mandate drops and i cannot talk to myself regularly in public anymore

[Martha @marthamccadd]

my therapist should pay me with all the quality content i provide for her

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Jackson Mahomes just got absolutely bodybagged by this Bar’s Instagram

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

yes i was a "gifted child." the gift was that it turns out im actually dumb as shit

[Martha @marthamccadd]

i wish i had the confidence of squirrels on colleges campuses, they just be walking up to people