Marthann White

My leg

[reminding you to drink water @drinkwaterslut]

please this is my job.

[chunky fila @chunkyfila]

i think it’s pretty cool that we can all agree on the most fucked up thing of the past decade.

it wasn’t ebola

it wasn’t trump

it wasn’t even blake shelton getting sexiest man of the year

it was that damn U2 album that apple decided to just download to everyone’s iphone

[James @CaucasianJames]

fuck it. i’m going out tonight

[James @CaucasianJames]

did charlie brown end up going D1? crazy athleticism here

[Marthann White @marthannw]

@lucykehr 🧐

[FIFSKII!!☆ @WUNFIF]

I am losing my fucking mind https://t.co/jYZ8hEUYMx

[James @CaucasianJames]

just another day being an absolute sweetie pie

[Marla Cáceres @MarlaCaceres]

Took my kids to Chuck E Cheese yesterday. A lot of tension in the band.

[Hamilton @HamiltonMusical]

Ladies and gentlemen, the cast that tells our story eight times a week! #HamiltonBway

[hater @haterirl]

dove chocolate tastes so much better than their soap 🤢

[James @CaucasianJames]

hope everyone has a great day today. none of us will probably find love but that’s okay. we have twitter

[Dots @WhosDots]

I DIDN’T KNOW PIZZA JOINTS HAD THIS MUCH BEEF

[Ben @bnegan7]

A video you never thought you needed til now. Aristocats v Lizzo. 🙌🏻

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

When I see Auntie Anne’s giving me that look while I’m visiting the mall