Martin Coder

Part of a nutritious breakfast

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Regarding the Palestine, Ohio Environmental mess:

- Yes, it's bad
- No, It's not even close to a "chernobyl"
- Yes, Norfolk Southern is almost entirely to blame
- Yes, Pete Buttigieg could have said more publicly
- Yes, Biden offered Fed assistance
- Yes, DeWine declined Fed assistance
- No, Buttigieg couldn't have prevented the disaster
- No, Buttigieg is NOT responsible for the clean-up
- No, Democrats didn't order the train cars be burned
- Yes, Gov. DeWine ordered the train cars be burned
- Yes, The Norfolk Southern CEO donated to DeWine
- Yes, Trump removed safety standards
- Yes, Trump weakened the EPA
- Yes, we ALL should be working together to make sure this doesn't happen again!

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

The train, run by Norfolk Southern, derailed in Van Buren Township.

We need to listen to rail workers and regulate the industry.

Last night rail workers with @railroadworkers published an emergency dispatch below. It's a must read.
https://t.co/glJWJpVIOP

[hoops bot @hoops_bot]

A Speeding Jordan Poole Finds an Open Klay Thompson for His 11th 3 of the Night to Give Poole a Career High in Assists

[Unleashed Tyler Morgan @FakeTylerMorgan]

@ShaunSussex @DoZay1 @streetmediatv In Afghanistan, didn’t matter if the dude was just shooting at us, if they dropped the weapon and put their hands up, they were now a detainee, and protected BY LAW from reprisal. SHOULD be the same here, or else it’s vigilantes with badges.

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

I’m jealous of Elon Musk’s kids. They’re the only people who never have to hear from him.

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

The Nets have suspended Kyrie Irving.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

holy shit lol

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

If you’re on Medicare and you have diabetes, your insulin is going to be capped at $35 a month.

[Masih Alinejad @AlinejadMasih]

After 40 years of oppression Iranian women say #No2Hijab. No more oppression. The crowed is full of man that supports women of Iran.
#MahsaAmini’s murder was a wake up call to Iranians and they need the international support.
Please support Iranians.
Say her name #مهسا_امینی

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

That’s not enough. Legacy points deducted

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

Great leadership Maggie. U made everybody in the house better today which adds to your legacy.

[caca @clawdezz]

we are living in george orwell’s 1984

[Martin Coder @martin_coder]

@ali_snider About to be incredibly pedantic but they aren’t each assigned a season and together they are the Four Seasons like the Spice Girls or something. The four seasons is the name of the band regardless of the number of them there are. If they were though Frankie would be Fall

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

If the judge in the Rittenhouse case doesn't like the word 'victim', perhaps the phrase 'unarmed person shot to death' might do the trick

[Steve Berman @BASportsGuy]

It'll never happen, but Klay Thompson should host SNL at some point. Granted, most of his comedy is unintentional, but no athlete is consistently funnier.

[Martin Coder @martin_coder]

It’s me I put my socks away like this

[Martin Coder @martin_coder]

Can someone give me an honest explanation for why they can’t just put #SNL #WeekendUpdate on YouTube in order on the episode playlist? Every sketch is in perfect order and then they just dump in weekend update like a bachelor putting away his socks in a drawer.

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Norm was in a comedy genre of his own. No one like him on this planet. Please do yourself a favor and watch his stuff. He was one of a kind of all time

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I am absolutely devastated about Norm Macdonald. Norm had the most unique comedic voice I have ever encountered and he was so relentlessly and uncompromisingly funny. I will never laugh that hard again. I'm so sad for all of us today.

[tara @proletarat]

“Can you explain this gap in your resume” yeah I made it in LaTeX and I don’t know how to make the paragraph breaks smaller