El Cucuy Es Mi Amigo

Eating, Drinking, Cracking Wise, Cooking/BBQ, Northern Californian, Standup Comedy Junkie

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@mattgaetz your next like Madison

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@CawthornforNC

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@deoncole @wesleysnipes met this girl last night. I think she thinks she’s “New Jack City”

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@TuckerCarlson hey fuckboy. Some of us have family in Eastern Europe and we remember the Cold War. I’d love for you to grow a pair and be field reporter in Eastern European communities here in the US. You’re Montana incident would be a walk in the park if you dealt with us.

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@iamjamiefoxx Tom Holland a Brit plays Spider-Man.

Benedict Cumberbatch a Brit plays Dr. Strange.

Tom Hardy a Brit plays Venom.

Henry Cavill a Brit plays Superman.

They keep taking ours so I say we take one of theirs.

Jamie Foxx should be the next James Bond.

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@dpakman @TuckerCarlson

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@SabrinaGhayour making pot roast tomorrow but throwing in a Persian style twist. Pretty excited for it.

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@TeamCMR also they weren’t soldiers they were marines. Soldiers, sailors, airmen, marines. Know you branches and how they are called

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@TeamCMR you and I both know what is going on here so quit trying to pull at emotions to get re-elected. The truth is it would have ended this way no matter who was in office and you know this or maybe you don’t? What is your clearance level. Speak useful words or remain silent

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@TeamCMR want to talk about QUAD and geopolitics? US/Australia/India/Japan navy influence and why China is supporting the Taliban? Stop spewing bullshit

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@TeamCMR want to talk about China’s plan to have a sphere of influence by building infrastructure in Eurasia by roads and rails throughout the region to gain a monopoly on these resources? Your guy is the one that pulled the trigger.

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@TeamCMR want to debate? You clearly do not know history. Want to talk about the 3 trillion in raw minerals in Afghanistan and the financial support and treaty China made with the Taliban after the US withdrawal the Trump administration made with the Taliban immediately after?

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@TeamCMR you are lying again. Biden extended the US stay in Afghanistan well past the treaty date of 05/01 a treaty signed under Trump.The Taliban infiltrated well before Biden was President.Many Afghan security forces were not even being paid other than food & shelter.

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@TeamCMR saw you on KREM Pompeo&Trump brokered a day to leave May 1st.Biden extended this.The Taliban started to surge last year under Trump.The Afghan government had no part in treaty talks.This was under Trump. You are either a liar or are incompetent.Also answer for Jan 6th

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@joerogan https://t.co/Cj2mEcrevW Joe I think your platform could help. Doubt you’ll read this but I think this is something you and your fans could get behind

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@JustinTrudeau I understand keeping both of our countries safe.I live in Washington state.Many of us want to visit & many of your people depend on coming to Spokane for commerce, travel, entertainment, & necessities.I know a girl here from BC hasn’t seen her family in over a year

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Spurs might have got knocked out but who is coaching the Olympic team?

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Cause I’m Texas Tuff

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@davidalangrier See my Spurs next season.

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Went out after work to grab a few beers at my neighborhood brewery and drop off the staff some tacos for dinner.I just got home to discover a bird (potentially a seagull) managed to find a way to do a flying shat that hit the upper part of my sliding glass door.

I am perplexed