Mario Martinez

Nerd

[Mario Martinez @martinezmj23]

@cwotd @PhilaMOCA Now fire wilding

[Mario Martinez @martinezmj23]

@DaneCook Carlin said Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Paint is wet, they will touch.

Richard Pryor…Who you gonna believe, me or your lying eyes.

Steve Martin…A day without sunshine is like…night

[Mario Martinez @martinezmj23]

@DaneCook What if I want both???

[Mario Martinez @martinezmj23]

Sorry didn’t see that line

[Dane Cook @DaneCook]

@martinezmj23 It’s in there

[Mario Martinez @martinezmj23]

@DaneCook Why not creatine?

[Mario Martinez @martinezmj23]

@OdayJeff @lisag30D @shalomshuli I have to agree

[Mario Martinez @martinezmj23]

@CordCuttersNews History

[Mario Martinez @martinezmj23]

@TheBubbaArmy All under trump dude. Grow a pair dude.

[Mario Martinez @martinezmj23]

@reoindustries Very interesting…

[Mario Martinez @martinezmj23]

@TheBubbaArmy How do you feel about Trump and his kin making all this money off the office and off our backs. Love you bro but damn….

[Mario Martinez @martinezmj23]

@wwwbigbaldhead Sir should I swap my x100v for a Ricoh GR? I’m so torn!!!

[Mario Martinez @martinezmj23]

@LindseyGrahamSC What did you think was gonna happen dummy

[Mario Martinez @martinezmj23]

@brockpierson Please Nintendo…bring it

[Mario Martinez @martinezmj23]

@mestradanz I know what I heard

[Mario Martinez @martinezmj23]

They said it…got sensors

[Marco Estrada @mestradanz]

@305miami6924 Unfortunately they just skipped that verse 😔

[Mario Martinez @martinezmj23]

Fuck @NBCSports

[Mario Martinez @martinezmj23]

@rmlimodriver69 Duu come to TN for this tasty road!

[Mario Martinez @martinezmj23]

@SenSchumer Do something about it fucksake

[Mario Martinez @martinezmj23]

@jwyattsports @Titans Vrabel

[Mario Martinez @martinezmj23]

@atrupar I’m so done with this idiot