Martin Gideon S. 🔴⚪️⚫️ #MUFC

Annoying England Cricket Fan 🏏 | Art History & Literature Teacher 🎨🎭 | Manchester United Gloryhunter since 93 ⚽️🔴⚪️⚫️ | PNW🌲

[greg @greg16676935420]

Holy crap he’s huge

[Tony X @soIoucity]

She missed prime Steph.

[Cody Wimmer @Cody_Wimmer]

You want me to go apple picking? The original sin???

[Martin Gideon S. 🔴⚪️⚫️ #MUFC @martingideon_s]

I've always thought this! It also burns your eyes for daring to look at it, and disappears mysteriously behind eclipses.

[Lucía Lobosvilla @LuciaLobosvilla]

Someone else said:

“Art Nouveau is when it looks made by elves.

Art Deco is when it looks made by dwarves.”

And after looking into it, I think they’re a genius and 100% correct.

[Ciaran @CiaranBloo]

Barclays healing if these 3 come up

[💟Ole IS Right, Esq. @Ole_is_right]

Don’t worry, guys. We are just 5 new Ajax players away from being good again.

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

I love these new conservative ideas like *squints* Maoism.

[Usman ❤️‍🔥 @taysfavcardigan]

i don't think i've ever watched a show with a good season 4

[Populism Updates @PopulismUpdates]

800 years ago this was the funniest guy at the monastery

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

all the news lately is straight out of the nineteenth century. beloved children’s author driven mad by fungus. wastrel son of a slain politician kills bear during joy ride. we are living in a Tolstoy novel

[Noah Hobbs @Hobbs_Duluth]

Whatever happens today or tomorrow with the #Veepstakes. I'm so dang proud of @Tim_Walz. I was a "C"ish student in high school (shocking, I know). Mr. Walz took the time to make sure that I was successful. Not only in his class but others. He made learning exciting

[Benjy Sarlin @BenjySarlin]

RFK Jr.: I should drive past that dead bear

The worm in RFK Jr’s brain: Stage a bike accident

[. @jn3ka]

Johnny Evans 23/24

[Jack Kenmare @jackkenmare_]

Might be a controversial shout but I’d rather see futsal at the Olympics over football. Give the next generation a chance to watch a sport that encourages creativity and flair; something that is missing in modern football. The knock-on effect would be huge for both sports

[General Boles @GeneralBoles]

10/10 would follow her into battle and I'm not even French #OpeningCeremony