Cardinals lost and my legs are still recovering from dancing, but Opening Day 2019 was one to remember #timetofly 💯☺️ @ Ballpark Village St. Louis https://t.co/Cdif04MsuQ
me at 18: yeah so i basically drank a whole bottle of vodka last night and now i’m gonna run two miles!! haha!!
me at 22: i looked at some wine and i’ve been hungover for two days
Matt Adams “Big City” wanted some salsa when the Nationals were in town last week..Cordially I had to deny him of that request due to conflicting interests.. Now my friend I shall bathe you in it! #ItsGottaBeTheSalsa🍅🌶🔥