Manatee Facts

Just some average Manatees revealing the truth about our kind. DM us your tweet suggestions

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@iHateYakoob @davidmackenzie8 @martin_stelmach this is fact. Oakville manatee will attend. But if he doesn't it's for family reasons

[Alex Perronne @cleveland_chief]

Just discovered @martinmanatee follows me @TheRealJonie @nicknieting @paullemke125. Get at me @TheWhaleFacts!

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The vast majority of manatees will buckle under pressure

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Please don't try to put clothes inside manatees. They're not laundry baskets.

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Manatees always plead the 5th.

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@monan_chuck @MorganateeGill the manatees would be honored

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Manatees really aren't that fat. They all just have bad Botox addictions

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And by that, I mean fin-to-fin combat

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Manatees are relentless when it comes to hand-to-hand combat

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Manatees can't take too much pressure. They just don't know how to handle it

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While not entirely illegal, having "swag" is highly frowned upon among the manatee population.

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Manatees don't pick fights over political views. They're cool about that stuff.

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Manatees don't go rock climbing. They can't climb.

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Manatees don't make good candles. They burn up fast and smelly pretty bad too.

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There is a manatee named Fergie, however. But it's not what you're thinking....

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Fergie is not a manatee

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Though, on the contrary, manatees make excellent love-seat couches.

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Manatees don't make good microwaves. They constantly eat the food you're trying to warm up.

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“@RealGrapesFacts: Give @martinmanatee a follow, cuz manatees probably eat grapes I dunno.” Actually a delicacy among high-class manatees.

[Grapes Facts. @RealGrapesFacts]

If you eat alot of grape your skin might turn colors probably not but maybe