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I do digital things for the government. And I often ruminate about the current state of politics across the globe. And exercise. And eat cake. Gosh I love cake.

[M-P @martinpierre]

@McDonaldsUK just went to drive through. Didn’t get everything we ordered and paid for, everything was cold and the vegetarian burger was basically a dry slab of cardboard. Honestly awful. Sort your franchises out

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@V1deopolis @LEGO_Group Okay now I'm irked. On Bag 11 of 12 with my boy doing the Saturn V, and another piece missing. Always meticulous opening bags and now that's pieces missing from two large sets bought direct from Lego - having to wait weeks for young kids to finish sets sucks away the fun.

[M-P @martinpierre]

@V1deopolis @LEGO_Group That was the plan. It’s for the kids! Just like this mario cube and galaxy explorer and Saturn v…

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@V1deopolis @LEGO_Group Missed this! Boy I was pretty grumpy with no need. Just unlucky. Sorry for putting that energy out there. Lions Knights' Castle. Can't wait to get stuck into building it!

[Emmaus Bolton @BoltonEmmaus]

We’re excited to announce #Bolton contestant from The Great British Sewing Bee on #BBCOne, Damien Wilton, will be opening our brand new Scrap Store!

#gbsb #haberdashery #textiles #craft #sewing #customise #socialenterprise #yippee

[M-P @martinpierre]

@IAMY4NNO Hi. I do still have it but I’m based in Manchester now. If you’re ever around let me know!

[M-P @martinpierre]

Morning walk with the kids @ Alexandra Park, Manchester https://t.co/JFTSn3MhYG

[M-P @martinpierre]

@BritishGasHelp I’ve DM’ed you with the requested details. Thank you.

[M-P @martinpierre]

@BritishGasHelp "...If you consider you or your home to be at risk please give us a call or chat to us." Your phone line and Live Chat don't work. A newborn child is definitely "at risk". My daughter is less than 7 weeks old. I would appreciate service when needed from Homecare.

[M-P @martinpierre]

@utopastac It has been a long time! I’m down in London for 24 hours having done a presentation for our business at London Sport this evening but back in Manc tomorrow and will message you.

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@mrchrisaddison @AK_Bell literally the least shocked I have been since I got rudely pulled out of my mother 41 years ago.

[M-P @martinpierre]

@utopastac also life is totally unfair

[M-P @martinpierre]

@utopastac Hey Pete - do you do UI/UX work? We’re looking around right now for someone and then saw your tweet and thought maybe?

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@johnsrichardson @Tesco I do like a good snooze after a small mountain of carbs. And sometimes a swim.

[M-P @martinpierre]

@campfireburning @Tesco So nasty. And now I’ve had to go outside to the bin to get the details off the bag. So smelly :(

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@vimster @AK_Bell Oh I know! I saw that post yesterday and then there you were the moment I opened twitter now and it was perfect share :) I’d take a pi!

[M-P @martinpierre]

@AK_Bell @vimster I don’t have either a mini or a pi - I’m a bit jealous of everyone right now playing old Nintendo games.

[M-P @martinpierre]

@vimster There it is! https://t.co/ibPksQWrCL

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@Oliverocks I’ve discovered I need at least 10 to function as a human being.

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@hot_piping pretty much how I’m feeling right now. My eyes refuse to open beyond two tiny little slits.