Pypsy

for a while, we were untouchable in our happiness

[Pypsy @martinpyper]

@ThreeUKSupport @ThreeUK can you explain why a 5GB data add on would be used up in less than 24 hours using only maps and social media? Absolute thieves

[Pypsy @martinpyper]

@TicketmasterCS I have tickets for Lady Gaga in London on Monday but still can’t access them on the app, it’s obviously less than five days. Can you advise further please

[Pypsy @martinpyper]

@TicketmasterCS I have tickets for Lady Gaga on Monday and the app is still telling me to wait for an email to access the tickets - should this be available by now?

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

[Pypsy @martinpyper]

@mashyhfc 100%, the dive isn’t even needed

[Pypsy @martinpyper]

I get that the lad has been absolutely ripped to pieces the last couple of weeks, and it’s a show of support from the club, but patronising fans with stuff like this doesn’t help whatsoever

[Hibernian Football Club @HibernianFC]

A superb save from Joe Bursik last night 🧤

[Pypsy @martinpyper]

@stuzi_pants Why does he not address WHY sue gray had to take over the investigation from Simon Case?

[Pypsy @martinpyper]

@SEANLWOODCOCK We’ve found the Labour version of Gullis

[Pypsy @martinpyper]

@colinando After being relegated off of Hamilton on penalties I see nothing wrong if I’m honest

[Pypsy @martinpyper]

I got temporarily banned last week for a tweet from 10 years ago after Hibs got relegated but you can openly champion the positives of Nazi germany 😂 wild platform this

[Pypsy @martinpyper]

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[SPFL @spfl]

Goal of the Season contender! 😅

@RaithRovers' Lewis Stevenson with supreme technique 💫

[Pypsy @martinpyper]

52 year old man btw 😂

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

To all those SHITCUNTS who were crying about my ANGELIC TONES last night you ain’t real fans your just IMPOSTERS and if you do have tickets you wanna get rid off I’ll gladly take them off your hands we don’t want the likes of you at our concerts nxt year any way LFUCKING

[Pypsy @martinpyper]

@RhonddaBryant The touts are Ticketmaster. By allowing them to essentially have a monopoly on the market, they can do what they want. Focus on them, not the handful of people selling expensive tickets.

[Pypsy @martinpyper]

@jakeshieldsajj Why is it that people that have been punched in the head for a living seem to have the most idiotic opinions in life?

[Pypsy @martinpyper]

@HibernianFC Read that as ‘stood down’ and got excited

[Pypsy @martinpyper]

@TicketmasterCS is there any point in still being in the queue for any oasis dates?

[Pypsy @martinpyper]

@TicketmasterUK are just the worst. They have a literal monopoly on ticket sales and they still act as if they’re shocked when something big is announced. Clowns

[Pypsy @martinpyper]

@mashyhfc I’m all in on the conspiracy that Malky mackay has stitched up DG and will take the job when he inevitably gets binned mid January

[Pypsy @martinpyper]

@aramando If the next dog she gets doesn’t work out, does she just send that one away as well? If you aren’t prepared to put in hard work, you shouldn’t be getting the animal. No amount of weird pandering you’re doing to Lily Allen will change my mind that she’s vile

[Pypsy @martinpyper]

Imagine handing a puppy back for a minor inconvenience and then ironically calling out someone else’s lack of responsibility

[Lily Allen @lilyallen]

Also thank you to @peta for adding fuel to the fire. Very responsible of you.

[Pypsy @martinpyper]

@aramando Ah ok so because she said that this was the straw that broke the camels back and that her kids couldn’t get back to England because it ‘took months’ to get passports again, it justifies getting rid of a dog. Sorry, she’s vile, that’s a fact