Martin Tyler

[Martin Tyler @martintyler]

I am not the football commentator!

[Martin Tyler @martintyler]

@lufthansa your chat app is not working and no staff at Munich airport, terrible service. How do we get home?

[Martin Tyler @martintyler]

@herts_league earlier start times!

[Martin Tyler @martintyler]

@Robduns @O2 @o2businessuk Same happened to Sarah years ago, noone at O2 knew how to fix it, so she left O2

[Danny Tipping @danny_tipping]

Hey @jimmy9 my mate Nige now has exactly the same amount of wickets as you! But I notice you haven’t got a single wicket for @chorleywoodcc? What’s going on? Better get yourself down to the ‘wood? @TailendersPod @gregjames @itsmattchin @felixwhite

[Martin Tyler @martintyler]

@British_Airways i need to cancel a flight within 24hrs, but you won't answer the phone and the chatbot won't put me through to anyone. What can I do? Why isn't it just a button on my booking?

[Martin Tyler @martintyler]

@domjoly stand up, turn around and give us a wave!

[Martin Tyler @martintyler]

@piersmorgan So what you are saying is, if you were PM you would have done such a bad job you would have to resign?

[Martin Tyler @martintyler]

@leggetter Good luck Phil!

[Martin Tyler @martintyler]

@robkey612 I did miss it, 43!

[Martin Tyler @martintyler]

@robkey612 23 unless I’m missing another small detail!

[Martin Tyler @martintyler]

@BumbleCricket shame, always had great food and service there!

[Martin Tyler @martintyler]

@metline Why does one broken train shut down all three lines?

[Clubhouse Records UK @ClubhouseUK]

What a brilliant end to a fantastic run of shows for @petegow - it’s been an incredible year for Pete and his Siren Strings! Thanks to all that came to a packed @SPOCMusiclasy night, so much fun! 📸 @martintyler

[Martin Tyler @martintyler]

I'm running my first half marathon next week in Kenya, to raise money for wildlife conservation - help save these wonderful creatures - for more details and if you would like to donate https://t.co/hokSLLftP6
Please RT @KP24 @rickygervais @BeefyBotham

[Martin Tyler @martintyler]

@landrover build your own evoque doesn't work, page not found

[Martin Tyler @martintyler]

I can’t believe @gbkburgers no longer serves L&P. Almost walked out without my burger. Almost.

[Martin Tyler @martintyler]

@KP24 I’ve already paid for my @LeopardHills trip, damn

[Martin Tyler @martintyler]

@Wearenolii are any of your products available yet? your website doesn't look like it has been updated since sept 2017 but mentions early 2018 shipping

[Martin Tyler @martintyler]

@jezhinds @HertsLeague2018 I'd definitely prefer to start earlier. Makes almost no difference to my morning, but a big difference to my evening.

[Martin Tyler @martintyler]

@BritishGas your engineer was meant to come today between 8am and 6pm, heard nothing until 5pm when they called to say they can't come until Monday! Sitting in a freezing house now, having waited all day. Don't post lies.