Martín Valencia

Computer Engineer | Doodler | DM | Caffeine dependent | Predictably random | All around weirdo

[Martín Valencia @martinvf88]

My life in a nutshell... https://t.co/CrccqhgZxK

[Pacasso @DrNetas]

@martinvf88 Si sabes que comentarios así hacen que la gente te odie, verdad?

[Sam Riegel @samriegel]

@LVMandM9onPrime @CriticalRole @TitmouseInc Finally, someone found a use for Trinket!

[Martín Valencia @martinvf88]

@GailSimone Yes! Short for Rico McPato. So the last name was translated literally 😅.

That being said, I grew up with both the English and Latinamerican names, so I was quite shocked when I moved to Germany and found out he's called Dagobert Duck (Onkel Dagobert) here.

[Martín Valencia @martinvf88]

@JesseJerdak @Critical_Mrs "Hey Jesse!! ...

**Insert super awesome distraction designed to give Laura enough time to steal some chocolate**

... and that's why I like a hint of cinnamon in my coffee and my hot chocolate"

[Martín Valencia @martinvf88]

@JesseJerdak I assume those tree trunk sized arms are the "Large Hugdron Collider", where the Bear Particle was discovered/confirmed.

[Martín Valencia @martinvf88]

@Critical_Mrs Crowstopher CAWrpenter (the upper case letters denote the stress in the pronunciation).

[Martín Valencia @martinvf88]

@JesseJerdak No, no... Let them be.

But here's a (non-exhaustive) list of things that should be off the table as well:

- Tomatoes
- Potatoes
- Corn
- Tobacco
- Cacao

I mean, he did complain about his immersion, right?

[Martín Valencia @martinvf88]

@Critical_Mrs *Contemporary Mexican Nod of Approval/Respect*

[Martín Valencia @martinvf88]

@JesseJerdak @elonmusk Whoa whoa... That's not cool.

Yeast is useful, Jesse.

[Jesse Jerdak 🐻 is on BlueSky now. It's better. @JesseJerdak]

I need your help, if you can.
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[Martín Valencia @martinvf88]

@rammydev @matthewmercer @memeslich Maybe the vest is the sum of all those silly-voice NPCs we made on the way (and on the fly TBH).

[Martín Valencia @martinvf88]

@matthewmercer "Give me a Bark-ana check"

[Martín Valencia @martinvf88]

@JesseJerdak Aaaaaaaaaaaggghhhhhh!!! 😩

(And it's not even support related this time)

[Martín Valencia @martinvf88]

@JesseJerdak Listen, I'm still stuck on the "remember to drink enough water to survive" plan, so I'm fresh out of ideas.

[Martín Valencia @martinvf88]

Fortunately, it still works and priming it gave it a bit of uniformity.

I might be able to save this by putting some effort into painting it.

So @JesseJerdak, thanks for the STL, sorry for the long-ass tweet... and for butchering your Beholder all the way down to a Spectator 🤣

[Martín Valencia @martinvf88]

A while back I downloaded @JesseJerdak's Beholder Dice Tower. Printing it was a humbling experience

I realized the model was too big for my resin printer, so I tried to adjust/resize/print it so it could be "cut", but my calculations were WAY off, in both resin amounts and size.

[Martín Valencia @martinvf88]

So after another rut (in an effort to get my spirits up/self care), I decided to just do it.

So with the help of some polymer clay and hot glue I sealed the cracks and "sculpted" another eyestalk.

This is the resulting Frankenstein's Monster:

[Martín Valencia @martinvf88]

@Critical_Mrs @JesseJerdak Makes me wonder, if they do decide to go ham on the fence, would it turn into fencing practice?

[Martín Valencia @martinvf88]

So, I got engaged a week and a half ago, and I have to say that nobody told me about l how often I'd be correcting myself when saying "Girlfriend" instead of "Fiancée" 😅.

[Martín Valencia @martinvf88]

@TheEvilOlives @navarroc0821 @quiddie