Matt

Pilates Instructor/String Cheese Enthusiast

[Matt @martsadventures]

From this to stalking trans people @TheGarden you are nasty

[Rhys 🇦🇺‼️ @SulloReport]

What the actual fuck have I just read

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I want to scope her so bad

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Taylor Swift performs ‘The Fate of Ophelia’ for the first time at the Academy Museum Gala.

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Love that it’s virtually impossible to get somewhere easily and quickly on the subway on the weekends

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Kelly Clarkson turned off her body cam

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I challenge the 4 5 and 6 train to function normally for one day

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Gay I overheard at the Slayyyter concert “there’s 0 trade here” open the schools

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Corporate America is something I’ll never understand my friend is trying to get a new job and she has to go in for 5 hours worth of interviews. How do you not know after an hour

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Or maybe you’re just a rapist?

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump cracks a joke about sexual harassment after the Cornell gang rape news:

“You’re not allowed to talk about the beauty of a woman because it’s the immediate end of your political career”

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I can’t tell anymore if it’s a bit or not

[Netflix @netflix]

Troye Sivan explaining "Party in the Bush" to Jake Shane is required viewing

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She’s a simple girl but I love her

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It’s 10x less cooler to show everyone you are wearing a sex belt than just wearing a sex belt

[Sombr Access @sombraccess]

take the belt #vmas

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Ah a well timed statement once the public scrutiny has begun

[Cornell University @Cornell]

Cornell University supports the decision of the Tompkins County District Attorney to provide an opportunity for the victim’s story in the 2024 Chi Phi fraternity sexual assault case to be heard by a criminal grand jury.
Our statement: https://t.co/FIW8I8JYlU

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My sim in create a sim Westin g she me to give them the flirty tweet

[Variety @Variety]

Taylor Swift arrives at the #VMAs

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Like she used a glockenspiel it has to be

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Trying to make myself feel better by telling myself Cleveland! is satire

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I need indeed to realize that just cause New Jersey is 4 miles away doesn’t mean those jobs are accessible for me to get to

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I can’t do it with the bike riders if nyc not following the traffic rules. The amount of times I’ve almost been hit even though I have the right of way

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The subway signage at Barclays for after a concert is terrible walked in circles until someone was able to tell me the 4 was running on the 2 line

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Art is political you can’t be an artist and believe in nothing

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Shailene Woodly’s Emmys outfit is gonna take gay Halloween by storm