Marissa Turner

She/her. I do: write, knit, read, make soap, plan your trips, imagine a world where tutus are day attire despite being 42. Probably planning a murder.

[Marissa Turner @marturner4]

Had to explain to my girlfriend who is still w AH boyfriend“you’re getting cozy with the same guy who was never going to tell you he was trying to put his dick all over hell’s half acre while saying he was born to love you. He’ll turn on you again.”

[Marissa Turner @marturner4]

@seananmcguire

[Marissa Turner @marturner4]

@jayacunzo When people tell me they’re on the fence about kids, I explain it like a tattoo on your whole face, which you got for fun. Everyone sees it, it never goes away, and it alters your entire life at every angle. And it talks back. And doesn’t always sleep.

[Marissa Turner @marturner4]

@TNCathRN @TakeThatNurses Both of y’all doing the work of St. Agatha and protecting your colleagues, thank you

[Marissa Turner @marturner4]

TBC, I agree with Hillary 100%, I realize it might not come across in the tweet.

[Marissa Turner @marturner4]

We tried for over a year to get black cats. “You have a child, no.” “You have a dog, no.” “We reserve the right to reject the adoption up to 6 months after you take the pet home.”
You either want them adopted or you want to hoard them, pick one.

[Marissa Turner @marturner4]

@NatalieZed Oh gods, I am *deceased*! My boys (also soot sprites) hate the stick vacuum and rubber couch hair remover, but not to the level of poor Inky and that bastard broom.

[Marissa Turner @marturner4]

Introing the kid (9 yo) to @rickriordan Percy Jackson series, we get the part that dyslexia/ADHD is sign of being a half-blood. Kid points to me “MOM! You’re a half-blood! You have both those things!” Now they want to take up sword fighting (on top of already dabbling in archery)

[Marissa Turner @marturner4]

@andreagrimes Tell me the OP doesn’t value women and the work they do without saying they don’t value women and the work they do.

[C.G., PhD😷☕🌶💛🇺🇦🟧🟦🚫by@MorningAnswer @TCRG2012]

🦅 School officials attempted to forcefully remove a sacred eagle plume that she wore on her graduation cap...and damaged it in the process.

🦅 She received the plume in a ceremony when she was three years old.

She is suing @BASchools
https://t.co/Kmucz593vF

#FreshResists ✊🏽

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Bryan Kohberger slid into the DMs of one of his victims. She ignored it like we are told to do.

He murdered her and her friends.

Often hear how women are paranoid, overreact, & even we SHOULD placate violent men.

This doesn't make them less violent. It may not even delay it

[Marissa Turner @marturner4]

@JanuaryEmily To be quiet & obedient & have no thought against what she wanted & to never, ever, ever do anything that would embarrass her. That shaming someone was normal & that I should always less. I’m working on unlearning that

[Marissa Turner @marturner4]

@emilykmay I love “just don’t do it right now the !” Well, I don’t want to do it later either!

[Marissa Turner @marturner4]

@CovEmeraldCSC I’m not even British, and this is delightful

[Marissa Turner @marturner4]

@StinaLeicht Disney IP/trademark went after a fiber pattern designer who made an amigurumi pattern that looked like Grogu way back in the first season of the Mandalorian. She had the pattern up a week before she had to take it down so she didn’t get sued. They’re going to eat him alive.

[Marissa Turner @marturner4]

Finally getting to #WhiteHorse by @erikatwurth after having it on my library wishlist for a few weeks. Is there a better way to spend a cool day than with a blanket, a warm beverage, and a book?

[Marissa Turner @marturner4]

@Sureasyoureborn @thebookvoyagers What book series is this?

[Marissa Turner @marturner4]

@gockalicious @LolOverruled @Target RIGHT?!

[Marissa Turner @marturner4]

We *love* this book, we found it at the library and had to buy a copy later

[BBJ @BobbiJoHancock]

@IowaSenate Texas & Mississippi, among others, want this children’s book banned. It is neither graphic nor salacious. It’s just a story about two grandpas living their lives. I really enjoy Grandad’s Camper.

[Delores Schilling @DelSchilling]

I have been tweeting this every day.

Will you join me?

Over 5700 Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women #MMIW

#MMIWG2S.