Mart

professional booper

[Mart @martyboops]

they’re shocked when everyone brings a suitcase on a plane

[Mart @martyboops]

Airlines really gotta chill with gate checking bags when there’s a million open over-head luggage spots

[Mart @martyboops]

Advertising chicken tenders & only giving 2 tenders should be a crime

[Mart @martyboops]

Kyle Pitts you can rest, it’s Marv’s time to takeover your duties in the fantasy community

[Underdog @Underdog]

The current state of Marvin Harrison Jr. 🥀

[Mart @martyboops]

@NFLPlus how the hell do you screw up Week 1 of the NFL season by having an app that doesn’t work anywhere

[Mart @martyboops]

@NFLPlus Your service is a fucking joke

[Mart @martyboops]

Free VJ Edgecombe

[Mart @martyboops]

@FCHWPO Boston will always love you

[Mart @martyboops]

I was a much happier person 5 minutes ago

[Mart @martyboops]

Seppuku immediately

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BLOCKBUSTER: The Boston Celtics have agreed to trade Jaylen Brown to the Philadelphia 76ers for Paul George, two first-round picks and two second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.

[Mart @martyboops]

It’s going to be hilarious when the 2026 NFL draft class is generational & dynasty players accidentally draft 3 Larry Fitzgeralds

[Mart @martyboops]

My corporate rule of thumb: You can tell within 15 minutes of talking to someone if they get it.

Some people just get it, and some people don’t. There’s no in-between.

[Mart @martyboops]

@igor_riggs Smart. The next draft class is loaded

[Mart @martyboops]

Dear @NFL,

I regret to inform you that I have accidentally booked a Ski Trip over the weekend of Super Bowl LX.

To accommodate our needs in these trying times, I request that we push the Super Bowl to the following weekend: Sunday, February 15th.

Your friend,
Marty McBoops

[Mart @martyboops]

@Venmo this feature where you’re auto-sending reminders for people to pay is so awkward. At least make it look different than a manual reminder

[Mart @martyboops]

@igor_riggs Hilarious that initially when I read “ex-boyfriend” I was so incredibly baffled who it could possibly be. Whose girlfriend would do that, I thought…Silly me!

[Mart @martyboops]

@igor_riggs @igor_riggs

[Mart @martyboops]

@Dingo78911 Repeat after me Dr. Beanstalk:
TIME. IN. THE. MARKET.

❌TIMING THE MARKET❌

[Mart @martyboops]

@Dingo78911 Ah yes, because we were all going to be massive silver investors

[Mart @martyboops]

@igor_riggs @the_el_zee Congratulations @ZackKatzen ! So proud of all you have accomplished