MgA. Martin Holland

Photographer, writer, teacher, proofreader, and all-round annoyance.

[MgA. Martin Holland @martyhol]

@TheCubeCactus While the evidence clearly proves Roiland is an utter creep, your reasoning is totally off. Trey Parker and Matt Stone have done MUCH worse to even younger characters on @SouthPark, yet I've never heard anything about either of them literally grooming children.

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@ThatKevinSmith @ReelBigFish don't seem to have the same issue. Perhaps you could hit them up and ask what their secret is?

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@ThatKevinSmith: Dude, I love you; but how can you guys possibly justify a $58 shipping charge on a $10 pin badge? Czech Republic, btw.

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@PenisFilth @1jays_wrld You literally have a Dr Manhattan pic, you absolute dork

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@Fangamer How in the fuck do you justify charging $38.13 shipping to Europe for a $10 pin badge? Absolutely absurd.

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@profesorPrymula News just in: children under 5 can't contract or spread COVID-19.

Idiot.

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@profesorPrymula Prague isn't the whole country, you fucking pellet.

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@neptunedunny Ableism's just fine though, huh?

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@AltWaysToHeal imagine thinking the lyrics to a song penned by a hypocritical, narcissistic, woman-beating, child-abandoning asshole are words to live by smfh

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@JimmyPound imagine thinking that starting your sentence with the word "imagine" automatically gives you the intellectual high ground, rather than just making you sound like a teenaged @tumblr user / imagine not knowing what the word "opinion" means

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@dseasonings y u ruin my Christmas?

y u give generic America-centric response blaming @usps
for what must be YOUR fuck up?

Y U DO DIS?

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Hi, @ShowsecUK!

Is Anthony Lambert here one of your employees? You might want to tell him to rein it in a bit. I know it's nearly Christmas, and it must be frustrating not to have received a reply to a really dumb question six months ago, but this seems a little over the top.

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@alexhcranz "I’ve learned the best recourse is to ignore those fucks"

Clearly, you have not.

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The same goes for you, @BritishCanoeing.

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Hi @BritGymnastics, I'd like to know if this apparently insane woman is actually connected to your organisation, and whether you could shed any light on why she's sending me messages like this on Facebook. Thanks. #RiaBright

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@MacCrawintheJaw "Finally people get the point," he says, completely missing the point of the promotional hashtag.

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Hey @realDonaldTrump, I just got temporarily #zucced for sharing this in a @SouthPark @facebook group, most likely thanks to one of your SAD snowflake supporters. Can I trade my FB ban for a @Twitter ban? I never use this shitty platform anyway.

Oh, and: #cancelsouthpark

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@warrenellis Stop bitching about @alanmoore_ and finish #DoktorSleepless, for fuck's sake.

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@ku33ing Baf. Thinking of getting a new computer soon, do you recommend the Mac Mini?

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#roidweek 2013 begins! http://t.co/FoE92mM8rQ #theimpossibleproject #px680