Martyn Gilbert

Works in IT by day. Would have been a professional footballer if it wasn't for takeaways and talent.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton

[Martyn Gilbert @MartynGilbert]

I bet its crashed more times than a ZX81

#RedDwarf

[UKADS @ukads3]

It wouldn't be Christmas without the Irn Bru Snowman

[Dani @dan_villafan]

sensational football cover

[Martyn Gilbert @MartynGilbert]

@Hitman4hire18 @vineeth_m81772

[The Independent @Independent]

Truck hauling monkeys carrying hepatitis C, herpes and Covid overturns in Mississippi https://t.co/n2rDYjCjoy

[Martyn Gilbert @MartynGilbert]

Halloween costume? Sorted @TatTrove #Corrie

[Martyn Gilbert @MartynGilbert]

When she told me to

[Martyn Gilbert @MartynGilbert]

@richard_normal Coldplay - Higher Power

Sometimes I just can't take it and it isn't alright
I'm not gonna make it
And I think my shoe's untied

Poetry...

[Martyn Gilbert @MartynGilbert]

#FastAndFurious

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Vin Diesel says that Brian will return in the final ‘FAST & FURIOUS’ movie.

(Source: FuelFest/TikTok)

[Martyn Gilbert @MartynGilbert]

A charming owl wall carving, or absolute filth?

@TatTrove #charityshop

[Fantastic Cat @FantasticCatUSA]

This was supposed to be Don’s “Espresso”…

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

We now cross over to BBC Radio Derby.

[Martyn Gilbert @MartynGilbert]

I'm guessing he'll order a lovely cheese pizza, just for him

#homealone

[NASA Space Alerts @NASASpaceAlerts]

While still an extremely low possibility, asteroid 2024 YR4's impact probability with Earth has increased from about 1% to a 2.3% chance on Dec. 22, 2032. As we observe the asteroid more, the impact probability will become better known. More: https://t.co/VWiASTMBDi

[𓆸 @wastemytwenties]

gracie abrams and aaron dessner performing ‘a long december’, live at fireaid benefit concert 🤍 https://t.co/1Hv10cmier

[Martyn Gilbert @MartynGilbert]

I love it when our accommodation also includes motivational wall art

#TravelInspiration

[Michael Glasper @MichaelCGlasper]

The Fourth Protocol is on, featuring the greatest scene in cinematic history.

[L @MsLMG79]

The first two are a Scottish person looking for their Vauxhall.