emma jean the sleepy queen 💤

emma jean // mg // she/her // 29 // fungeon master // former cohost @OneEpisodeCast

[emma jean the sleepy queen 💤 @martyrcomplex_]

From out her muzzle spills her silver call
And shadow comes to take me from you soon
But know, my love, some day we'll meet again
And shelter with the Maiden in the Moon
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i got bored today and painted? the moon from my homebrew setting??

[Shane @shaneferro]

I too am enjoying Hunter Biden being a great poster, but some people are a little too surprised that the son of a President is smart, well-informed, and good at communicating, as if they think addiction only happens to idiots

[The Last Homely House @AHomelyHouse]

The Quinta da Regaleira manor has so many epic features, like the Well of Initiation and extensive tunnels and grottoes. It would be an amazing setting for a mystery story.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

He mastered this app in 72 hours in a way I haven’t been able to do in almost 9 years

All you can do is tip your cap

[bog machine @unintrstngcritt]

Love languages were made up by some rancid pastor as a way to coerce and manipulate the women in his congregation to stay in their shitty abusive marriage.

[turbomander @turbomander]

just saw the necromancer's spellbook and it just says "my manifesto" on the cover im so fuckign scared rn

[Paul Muad’Dib @trygraptor]

no it’s okay sir i know this 70mm showtime of The Odyssey is sold out, i just have to deliver this very large horse-shaped package to someone inside

[Ash @newashcamp]

Went to take a picture of this cause I thought it was just steps up to a brick wall but it is actually something stranger than that

[linux🚩 @tuvati]

You're gay? Name every penis

[buth’s hole @warm__hole]

It’s called dubstep and my dick can’t get hard without it. Yeah Pepsi’s okay. Do you have diet

[Damon 📟 @04digitalman]

my understanding of the backrooms movie is you could fight Ollie from Ollie’s Bargain Outlet in there probably

[Video Nasties🇵🇲 @53gaDr3amca5t]

Romans would have been cripplingly addicted to the internet. The most potentially terminally online civilization in history.

[Jen Rice @jen_rice_]

I am obsessed with this finalist in this year's Michigan “I voted” sticker design contest

[goosie 🐭 @pollypocketmode]

thats how I move in the grocery store. I'm chatting with anyone. Someone's gotta uphold our Mothers' traditions

[taryn @tarynewyss]

train attendant scanned my ticket then asked for his too then laughed hysterically at his own joke

[just matt @questionableway]

the man lost his fastball years ago but once in a while he throws a curve that just drops you to your knees

[xVx_CoolDude69_xVx 🌋🖤 @XCoolDude69X]

i'm actually in tears over this

[turbomander @turbomander]

the most relatable part of baldurs gate 3 to the dm experience is coming up with a character name you think sounds badass and intriguing and then realizing far too late that her name can be shortened to shart

[kendall @filmbitten]

please don’t make me say the c word