GoForMarty

Architect who codes! 📐 #softwareeng | Smarter 🤖 part of @codingcouple👩‍💻👨‍💻

[GoForMarty @martystepien]

@IKEAUKSupport What do I need to do to get in touch with the customer service? Happy to learn tap dancing, juggling, or do a ventriloquist act for you.

I have a HUUUUGE order from 25th October that still hasn't arrived, and so far I've spent over 6 hours waiting on the phone.

[Vinay Patel @VinayPatel]

My local Iceland is only open to the elderly til midday and a young woman just asked an old guy to go in and buy her some frozen spinach - the pandemic variant of hanging around the off-licence at 14.

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

My New Years resolution for 2019 is to find out *exactly* what Containers are...

[Victor 🦋 @vjo]

#EngEvening is happening at @TwitterUK, we are looking for next year interns! You can apply here https://t.co/cvcinterns if you are interested on working on Events on Android, iOS or Web. 👩‍💻👨‍💻✨

[GoForMarty @martystepien]

What are 5 biggest myths about working in tech? Check out our insta post 👩‍💻👨‍💻

[codingcouple @codingcouple]

Letting the #cat 🐈 out of the bag and talking about the biggest #myths about the #tech industry. Find out more on our IG -> https://t.co/i9HS6SY0lq #instagramposts #codingcouple

[GoForMarty @martystepien]

@amesimmons @roycehaynes OMG THIS.

[Amy Dane @amesimmons]

You go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about engineering. What is it?🤔 I’m putting this question to @Twitter engineers from around the world who are in San Francisco for #oneteam this week. Here’s what they have to say👇

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

How have we not improved this in 4 years? https://t.co/M6FFWYpBEj

[Jake Archibald @jaffathecake]

I don't like `e` being used for event instances, since `e` is also used for errors. I ask for `event` and `err` in code reviews.

I'm totally fine with `i` in for-loops though.

Should I just get over myself?

[codebar @codebar]

Had a brilliant night celebrating codebar’s 800th workshop at @GoogleUK. Huge thanks to everyone who has been involved in each and every workshop so far 💖

[Neckbeard Hacker @NeckbeardHacker]

1997: "Let's make a website!"
*opens emacs*

2017: "Let's make a website!"
*...opens emacs*

[GoForMarty @martystepien]

DeltaV just shared on youtube 21 incredible talks from this year's conference (web performance focused) ✨🎉 https://t.co/SplF64alsZ

[DeltaV Conference @deltavconf]

VIDEOS: 8 hours of #DeltaVConf content is now available on the website or youtube playlist https://t.co/Q5sv6rYhKD

[Ilya Grigorik @igrigorik]

if you write JS, you owe it to yourself to watch @jaffathecake's "In The (event) Loop" talk: https://t.co/op2lVZ0ANW - no, really.. get a coffee and go watch it now!

[GoForMarty @martystepien]

@LinkedInHelp Sure! It's on Linkedin Publishing Platform,<div class="reader-author-info__container-wrapper">is targeted as a 1st child in one of CSS rules & is given unnecessary fixed top:100px
Probably there used to be something between main nav and author info at some point🤔 https://t.co/0iUA8vuodx

[LinkedIn Help @LinkedInHelp]

@martystepien Yikes :/ Thanks for letting us know about this Marty! Can you please send us the details here, so we can investigate? Thank you, MH

[GoForMarty @martystepien]

my inner OCD got triggered by the gap above sticky div with author info. I can't unsee the unnecessary #CSS class there now #realdevdrama

Dear @LinkedIn, can someone delete iiiiiiiit please?🙆

[rafmos @dmmecutehippos]

Don't blow off junior #developers by telling them to read docs when they ask a question. Always assume they've read it and did a sprint to solve the problem. They ask you, because they see you as a #mentor and really need your help. #workplace #devlife

[Chloe Condon @ChloeCondon]

🙆🏼‍♀️ Oh shit- I found the solution to getting more #womenintech 👩🏼‍💻💅🖱️💍 How do we re-Kickstart this?!

[GoForMarty @martystepien]

For all the fellow non-native English speaking coders - with love 💛❤️💙💜 #cleancode #veryrealdevproblems