maruachiro

Mama/ Foodie/Bookie/ Manchester united

[maruachiro @marua2]

@georgediano 😂😂😂

[maruachiro @marua2]

@mbiti_mwondi 😂😂😭

[maruachiro @marua2]

@wuodosur 😂😂😂

[Bishop @barrack_gumba]

In Njenga Karume's memoir, 'Beyond Expectations : From Charcoal To Gold' the ex Kiambaa MP narrates how he at one time hosted a party in his home and since Charles Mugane Njonjo, the then Attorney General, was one of the dignitaries invited, he went ahead and imported his brand of beer from Germany.

In his characteristic flamboyance, Njonjo came with his beer mug as he couldn't use the ordinary cutlery every Tom, Dick and Harry were served in.

When the party ended and he went back to the city, he noticed that his beer mug was missing.

1/2...

[Karey ✨✨ @Jkareyy]

This can’t be the salary that’s supposed to last me the next 4 weeks including a birthday

[maruachiro @marua2]

@_chillgirl99 @AbsaKenya Ni kama akiz😭

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

Keep your problems smaller than your life. A flat tire is a flat tire. A bad meeting is a bad meeting. A canceled flight is just an extra two hours. These things become catastrophes when you let them. But they stay manageable when you remember the depth of your real life- the people you love, the work you care about, the beautiful years still ahead. Zoom out. Fit your reaction to the size of the problem.
— Unknown

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

Anyone else create elaborate fake scenarios in your head where you’re the main character just to fall asleep? Just realised I’ve been doing this since childhood. Romantic plots, alternate lives, comforting storylines,full production.

Is this a neurodivergent thing or have I just been directing bedtime cinema for 30 years?

[maruachiro @marua2]

@wakilimstaafu 😂😂

[maruachiro @marua2]

@vapefuls 😂😂 took me out so bad

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

went through my transaction history and everything adds up, nobody stole from me

[Mr Telvin | Cake Artist 🍰 @thatguytelvin]

Fr, a dry bathroom floor instantly improves my mood. I can’t explain it, but it does.

[Abu Iman @Mr_Guantai]

You can clearly tell he's never been to high school.

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

The plan is to make Kenya a failed state;
1. Destroy the middle class.
-shut down manufacturing companies.
-overtax the working class.
-inflation.
-hike the cost of living.
-no increments on salaries.

2. Turn everyone into a beggar.
-introduce digital currency.
-government as biggest employer.
-destroy informal sector.
-divest manufacturing.
-over regulate/ over tax small and medium enterprises.
-subsidise corporates.

3. Privatize land.
-give access to farmland to global agricultural multinationals.
-bills that take away land sovereignty from the citizen.
-introduce a land tax.
-create squatters.

4. Control housing.
-15 minute cities.
-over surveillance.
-avoidable housing for those who can't afford a tax on their freehold land.

5. Destroy seed sovereignty.
-introduce only patented seedlings.
-prioritise GMOs and hybrids.
-demonize indigenous seeds and organic farming.
-pass bills that curtail the growth and aspirations of small scale farmers.

6. Privatize water.
-force a people to need a license to harvest rain water, rivers or dams.
-overtax boreholes so only the rich can afford them.
-give global beverage and bottled water companies uninhibited access.

7. Enslave the nation in debt.
-borrow from global banking cartels;
IMF, World Bank, China EXIM Bank, European Central Bank, African Development Bank...
-squander taxes.
-loot borrowed money.
-use national assets as colateral for debt.

8. Destroy Sovereignty.
-allow foreign military bases in your land.
-allow foreign governments say so in your socio-economic/ political issues.
-allow biological weapons labs.
-allow for looting of mineral wealth and natural resources.

9. Create an illiterate populace.
-remove free education.
-introduce a new education model without proper planning.
-allow globalist entities to fund your curriculum.
-dumb down the learners.
-divest/privatise higher learning institutions.

10. Devalue the currency.
-print fiat without regulation.
-inflation.
-loot gold and silver reserves.
-allow global banking cartels to set fiscal policy.

[Black @LilithBlack25]

Why not let the Sun decide who's the native here by standing outside for one hour ?

[Motorist Association @motoristsoffice]

Our strength lies in solidarity. No subsector should negotiate for itself while ignoring the collective demands that brought us together. Any agreement that fails to address the full set of issues we unanimously adopted cannot be accepted as a genuine resolution #RejectFuelPrices

[maruachiro @marua2]

@ItsOpuk @RamzZy_ 😂😂😂

[B.I.G @Austo_OG]

What's this obsession ya kenyan companies na 30k😂🚮

[rene.pdf (draft) @odanga_r]

When I was writing my masters thesis, I knew Mau Mau was banned in the 50s. But I assumed of course after independence, they'd be unbanned. I decided to look up the date so I could cite it. Mau Mau was unbanned in 2003! by the Kibaki administration. I clearly remember screaming.

[21 @21metgala]

Anok Yai at The 2026 Met Gala.