Annika

Dogs, books. She/her. #FreetheSnake

[Annika @marushconk]

I could win a Pulitzer and still never be as proud as I am of my most dumbass invention, Police Procedural Bingo

[Annika @marushconk]

@CuddleCryptid @nomanautomata I always thought I was naturally terrible with names, and then I switched to a job where it's super important that I remember people's names, and it turns out I'm fine at it. Whoops!

[Annika @marushconk]

@RichDecibels This happened to me once without any drugs, purely grad school stress 😎

[Annika @marushconk]

@dsonoiki My mom had to delicately explain to my grandma that she couldn't say "j*we'd" to explain a really sharp deal. Grandma's whole worldview centered around deals and bargaining, so she thought it was the highest possible praise for Jewish people

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

It's funny to see people who eat pig flesh be disgusted by this. You eat this now! Yours just has a mind as complex as a three-year-old child inside it.

[JOKAMRREDPILLZ @JOKAQARMY1]

👀 🤔

[Plant trees•destroy lawns•decommodify food @FoodForestNetwk]

engineering was a mistake

under communism, all engineers will be shadowed by an ethicist whose only job is to shoot them if they try to do something like this

[Zack James @Zack_James94]

That Schumer letter when Trump refuses to leave office in 2028 is gonna be so strongly worded

[bug girl @buggirl]

the way they think they get to peacefully be apart of the society they are actively tearing limb from limb. you think you can kidnap our neighbors and murder our loved ones and then just casually go to fucking disney world and exist amongst us? LMFAO. LOL.

[Not a Good Jewish Girl✡️ @estherzelda0514]

MAGA are Aristotle's "natural slaves." They lack the full capacity for rational self-governance, possessing intelligence only enough to understand commands, but not to deliberate independently. They exist between animal and human, and understand only force and demands.

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

Every one of us has had a car momentarily drive near us without us shooting the driver three times in the head. It is a level of bravery children possess wandering a parking lot. Even chickens cross the street.

[wise political commentator (derogatory) @b_n_d_l_e]

right-wingers are, to a man, natural-born serfs. no principles beyond total submission to authority.

[merle ♂️ @fujodemon]

95% of online conservative rhetoric is them pretending they don't understand the subtext of what they're saying, and then acting like everybody else is crazy for acknowledging or responding to it.

[Annika @marushconk]

@danielmzy_ @bumpasshelll Can't have the auto industry without humans and cars

[Annika @marushconk]

@th3FatRat @Menkvi It's not often that I feel favorably toward the proud American tradition of filling trespassers full of lead, but

[Annika @marushconk]

@mattparlmer Big Jim Cameron quietly crying, trying to write about the evils of industrialization and war but also knowing how sick a crab mech would be

[Christianity On The Spectrum @ChristianityOn]

fairly normal day-to-day communication for the average person is not a strange and indecipherable mystery, it is a mystery to you because you've got a neurodevelopmental disorder that primarily effects the parts of your brain that parse human behaviour

[Christianity On The Spectrum @ChristianityOn]

the uncomfortable truth nuke we must all eventually face as autistics is that, for the average person, these are not actually weird hints and it is fairly straightforward communication containing lots of very useful information

[Annika @marushconk]

@DaveMcNamee3000 One time on a normal walking path in a normal town a lady went by driving a miniature carriage drawn by teeny tiny ponies all decked out in jingle bells and she was SO visibly disgusted and baffled by me trying to take a picture