Childish Devito

Comedian. Short dude. I'll die happy when I can get the obnoxiously large ribs from the Flintstones.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: Trump’s DOJ Seeks to Dismiss Case against alleged Reflecting pool vandal David Hearn as Trump Concedes Reflecting Pool Damage Came From Flawed Installation, not His Actions.

[Childish Devito @marvincomedy]

The orange Jackass said "Islamic Republic of Japan" and gas jumped up 50 cents per gallon in a single day. I hate it here.

[Childish Devito @marvincomedy]

@poetickate There's a "cherry tree" joke in here somewhere...

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Today’s Supreme Court decision effectively guts a key pillar of the Voting Rights Act, freeing state legislatures to gerrymander legislative districts to systematically dilute and weaken the voting power of racial minorities - so long as they do it under the guise of “partisanship” rather than explicit “racial bias.” And it serves as just one more example of how a majority of the current Court seems intent on abandoning its vital role in ensuring equal participation in our democracy and protecting the rights of minority groups against majority overreach.

The good news is that such setbacks can be overcome. But that will only happen if citizens across the country who cherish our democratic ideals continue to mobilize and vote in record numbers - not just in the upcoming midterms or in high profile races, but in every election and every level.

[Pokemon Deals, Alerts & News! @PokemonDealsTCG]

Happy New Year!🎉

Many new Pokemon releases, collaborations, and 30th Anniversary celebrations ahead in 2026. We'll be here to cover it!

Thanks for being here through 2025. Best luck on your pulls!⚡️

#Pokemon #PokemonTCG

[bea @SlLENTPRINCESS]

you can only retweet this today

[Childish Devito @marvincomedy]

@lanabeesfw HI LANA

[Childish Devito @marvincomedy]

Ew I thought I was commenting on a post because this chick and I have been talking in the past few months and have mutual friends like in real life and I got fucking... engagement baited? Cringe, ew. Throw tomatoes at me.

[Strong Bad @StrongBadActual]

Around 20 years ago, a couple dorks met their musical heroes and doodled the image on the left in a fit of excitement. Now it is an official @tmbg T-shirt! Getta yours here:
https://t.co/NCyfbUfO96

[Childish Devito @marvincomedy]

@g0thgoblin @lanabeesfw Ay but can I get a grilled cheese thoooo?

[Childish Devito @marvincomedy]

Oh look a fuckass take from the "we need another Jelly Roll" industry plant

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Teddy Swims says he sometimes uses AI when making music:

"Instead of taking time to reproduce something over and over and over again in so many different ways that would take months sometimes to do, you can get the idea of what something would be fully fleshed out in this lane...If you use it the correct way, I think it's a beautiful tool.”

[Childish Devito @marvincomedy]

@RinoTheBouncer Far Cry 5 made me not want to play any other game in the series ever again.

[Childish Devito @marvincomedy]

Franklin and Bash

[⛧ @Rainclips__]

Name a canceled TV show that deserves another season.

[Childish Devito @marvincomedy]

Fun fact, my former boss at Indiana State University is the cook in the greasy spoon diner in this. (He's also the teacher in Uncle Buck who yells "Blasphemer!")

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

As Thanksgiving approaches, don’t forget about that other perfect film centered around the holiday (also produced and written by John Hughes):

[Childish Devito @marvincomedy]

@MoreLimitless Cecil

[Childish Devito @marvincomedy]

There's like no way this is gonna be good right? Like, it's gonna be that tacked on season after what was originally the finale all over again. 😭

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First teaser for the ‘SCRUBS’ revival series.

Premiering February 25 on ABC and Hulu.

[Childish Devito @marvincomedy]

@maxies_back 👀