Marianne Williamsimp

2024/2025 1v1 spin the bottle champion

[Marianne Williamsimp @MarWilliamsimp]

When I call a woman without kids a milf I mean it as a glimpse into our future

[Marianne Williamsimp @MarWilliamsimp]

@willmenaker @mettaworldwar Meanwhile at the internet archive with far fewer resources…

[Internet Archive @internetarchive]

At the Internet Archive, this is how we digitize a book.

We never destroy a book by cutting off its binding.
Instead, we digitize it the hard way--one page at a time.

#digitalbooks

[Marianne Williamsimp @MarWilliamsimp]

@Project_TBONE *digging my fingers into your arm* I would like to join the swarm

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@IceSolst https://t.co/4YS9Kq9ySI

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@JadeAtomik for sale: gender reveal cake, never eaten

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@SweatieAngle #SpeculoosMyBooty I feel like my ass would be a much better eat with some cookie butter

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@ilovewikipedia *stringing my longbow as I gesture at the 108 other men in the theater*
Excuse me miss, are they bothering you?

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@postsenjoyer Every time somebody’s doing some pointless bullshit the Red Bull logo is all over it

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@willandmyway @bethbourdon @memeticsisyphus I would love to hear about how there can be a lot wrong when I only made one point, but to yours: I think an old man dying of natural causes is nothing like an execution by the state

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@willandmyway @bethbourdon @memeticsisyphus Objectively does not mean whatever you agree with. The fact that the court disagrees with you should be a pretty big hint it’s subjective

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Sometimes I hate being a Java dev so much. What the fuck do you mean the most elegant solution I’ve written in years is just a little too much functional programming?
Does this happen to the Rust girlies?

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@SweatieAngle

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@ilovewikipedia *at every picture of myself* damn that’s crazy, the camera really does add 15 pounds huh

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@SweatieAngle God you’d make you so miserable ♥️
You’d be perfect for you 😍

[Marianne Williamsimp @MarWilliamsimp]

@TracketPacer I'd pay them in exposure

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Art is long and Time is short

[alaska @145k4]

everyone wants to say "this poem sucks" that poem sucks"" etc but very few brave enough to say Helllo, here is a poem i LIKE!! This is my taste!

[Marianne Williamsimp @MarWilliamsimp]

Forward-deployed engineers are soon to be a thing of the past. I was selected to pioneer my firm's new backward-deployed engineering program where if clients see the shit I post I'll get fired.

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@IceSolst You don’t need to guard your repo

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@IceSolst You don’t need to guard your drink

[Marianne Williamsimp @MarWilliamsimp]

If he had been shooting for Susan Sarandon and not Jodie Foster he wouldn’t have missed

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

hey sorry unfollowing this guy. i really liked when he almost killed ronald reagan for extremely unsettling reasons but didn’t realize he was unsettling otherwise which i see now was honestly kind of likely but again i gotta stress its so cool to shoot ronald reagan with a gun

[Marianne Williamsimp @MarWilliamsimp]

@caro_irl Taking my favorite card to the Tokyo muscle mommy bar so I can get 5 fingers to the face

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@wiremxther $35/hr on a W-2, or $55 for a 1099