Marx

Tarnished Dog // Sun&Steel // Memento Mori. ✝️🇺🇸

[bina ꩜ @creepypawed]

the love i give her is kinda creepy but fuck it she orders and i deliver

[𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖 @vers_laLune]

every girl has this and they also have a world in Sims where they play out little scenarios and torture you if you make them mad

[dan @Dansplainer]

when i die i want my bones buried for a measly amount of prayer xp

[. @_staticghost]

I realised something recently: my desire for connection doesn't match my capacity for it. That's a bit unfortunate

[gabe @allgarbled]

Bro, just use the passkey. It’s in the magic link. It’s in your authenticator app. We sent you a code. It’s 2FA with your phone and yubikey. It’s face id. It’s sign in with SSO. Just enable touch id. Do you want to stay signed in? (we’ll log you out anyways)

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

if you hook up with a random guy the first night you meet him you’re a whore. but, if you hook up with me the first night you meet me you’re just really awesome and courageous and have good taste

[5PointSlo @5PointSlo]

There is something off about jurors who run to the news to get their 15 min of fame in a case that involves 3 dead children.

[ꨄ︎ @aergloique]

my runescape account is more important to humanity than any random somali migrant

[Earth Is A Sales Funnel For SATAN @GENIC0N]

getting as jacked as possible is financial advice, longevity advice, and relationship advice

[scar @imfat]

When you learn to make money online, shut your f*cking mouth brother trust me

[marmot @MarmotRespecter]

i am once again thinking about my friend's taiwanese mom who, shortly after gaining citizenship, got her first jury summons

just a few minutes into voir dire they asked her what she thought the penalty for shoplifting should be and she said "death." they sent her home

[Roland Gunn 🇺🇸 @RolandGunnTN]

Everything in American history leads to the inevitable birth of the “space cowboy,” the ultimate American archetype.

[Mel Reneé @MelReneeStyles]

I feel like when you ignore the subtle calls to transform you just run the same loop over and over until you die. Or you’re forced in a way that’s looney tunishly chaotic lol

[✞ 𝕬𝖗𝖙 ✞ @art_is_found]

you never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from

[kache @yacineMTB]

I don't want to stop trying hard. I don't want to give up. I want to win. I want to be free

[nami @sooamiie]

Going to the gym consistently really does make you horny as fuck

[gabe @allgarbled]

They’ll expect one of us in the training data

[$ @jxtsummer]

unfortunately i am very smart and i look good so i can't ever lose in life

[Dr. Robert King @kingbtc]

RIP Mac Miller. truly made great white boy music for any mood.

[FischerKing @FischerKing64]

Watching all of this immigration/H1B discourse, it’s astonishing how many foreigners feel entitled to participate in the American market at the expense of Americans, and how many recent immigrants feel entitled to call the shots. I would never feel that way about another country.