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[Mary @mary_eggert]

@jjkuzi Hi Lois

[Unemployed Astronaut @MilfParade]

Remembering a girl I used to work with who didn’t believe in dinosaurs, not for religious reasons but bc “It’s just so silly…” Any time I tried to get her to elaborate, she’d be like “I mean…big monsters? Like…” and mime being a T-Rex until she was giggling too much to breathe

[Mary @mary_eggert]

@wgrzMichael @KateWelshofer we need answers- who is the woman who does all the voice overs for Channel 2? We need an interview with her! #mostbuffalo

[floor ◟̽◞̽ ໑̣ @Tomlinbucks]

time for the retirement home

[Mary @mary_eggert]

@tsavage96 NO WAY……. I’m on it

[Alyssa Hadley Dunn @AlyssaDunn618]

One of my MSU students was from Sandy Hook. Her first grade teacher was killed. This the second shooting in her own school. She is 21.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

a conservative christian foundation paid $20 million for those jesus ads and i'm just thinking about all the things jesus would've preferred to spend $20 million on

[donald boat @laserboat999]

People don’t gulp when theyre in danger like they used to anymore

[Nick Veronica @NickVeronica]

Live footage of everyone in WNY

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

Whatever candidate promises to ban LED headlights I’m voting for I’m now a single issue voter

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

‘gas stoves are dangerous’ ‘there’s lead in your chocolate’ ‘your food is full of microplastics’ what am i supposed to do

[B @the_petshopboy]

Me at work tomorrow for the first time in two weeks trying to remember what it is I do.

[Howard Yune @HowardInNapa]

Closing shot of the ABC/ESPN broadcast of the Bills-Bengals game, postponed after Bills player Damar Hamlin collapsed and was hospitalized.

#NFL #MNF

[Brother Bill @TheeBrotherBill]

Stefon Diggs forcing his way into the hospital to be with his teammate is literally amazing

[tom @TommyOranges]

The league that cares so much about player safety gave a 5 minute warmup for the players just after watching their teammate get CPR on the field