Mary

don’t tell me any low level secrets; I will literally tell everyone.

[Mary @mary_rich3]

My summer goals: 1. Tweet at the strong women I look up to in hopes they’ll tweet me back and we quickly become friends 2. Get a killer tan #chill

[Mary @mary_rich3]

Now that I teach science, I compare everything to my sophomore biology class. Desks? Nope I need tables with a black top. Thanks.

[Mary @mary_rich3]

Man sees me struggling to open champagne bottle.
“Hey I don’t know if you are a feminist or anything but I can open that for you”
“I am a feminist, but you can open the bottle. That’s not really what feminism is about.” Seriously why. Just why.

[Mary @mary_rich3]

Student asked me if I was ever rejected by a boy. “Ha! Yeah. Not every person you like will like you back.” Kid: “yeah I can see why that would happen to you.” So it looks like they are out for blood today.

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

People can’t get to work if they don’t have roads, transit, or a reliable internet connection between them and their jobs. And a whole lot of parents can’t get to work if they can’t count on child care.

Child care is infrastructure—so that’s how we should invest in it.

[Mary @mary_rich3]

A couple years ago I yelled at an old man on the beach for catching jellyfish and throwing them in the sand and he called me a bitch then packed up his family and left. I’ve been chasing that high ever since.

[Norman Calder @normcalder]

I recently took up bee-keeping as a hobby. I bought 1,000 bees as a starter pack. On counting them I found I had 1,500. Phoned the supplier and told him. He said not to worry, the extra ones are freebies.

[Mary @mary_rich3]

Okay late 20s/early 30 millennials: can we all come together and say our kids won’t get phones until at least middle school? Because I don’t know what these late 30/early 40s moms were thinking giving five year old Barrett and Barley the iPhone 11.

[Mary @mary_rich3]

Every driver in the world should act as if the car behind them has a crying baby. Because me. I have a crying baby in my car. So let’s get moving

[Mary @mary_rich3]

My boy speaking truth.

[Pope Francis – ARCHIVE @Pontifex266Arch]

The response to the pandemic is dual: we need to find a cure for this small which has brought the whole world to its knees and we must cure a larger virus, that of social injustice. #GeneralAudience

[Angie Thomas @angiecthomas]

When your mother says that something will be “real quick,” it will in fact NOT be “real quick.”

[Mary @mary_rich3]

I think Yvette from Smart Guy taught me to be a feminist...

[Ali Kolbert @AliKolbert]

STOP SAYING “UNDERAGE WOMEN.” THERE IS A WORD FOR THAT. IT IS “GIRLS.”

[amil @amil]

I laboured for 7 hours and gave birth in a mask so I think the rest of you can wear one for like 10 minutes to go inside a store to grab a Jamba Juice or whatever you do

[Mary @mary_rich3]

Governor Brian Kemp: Justice for Ahmaud Arbery - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/LvU8gN8hoi via @Change

[Mary @mary_rich3]

Andy Beshear: Justice for Breonna Taylor - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/X1zC7cfRzs via @Change

[Mary @mary_rich3]

Human Rights Campaign: Justice For Ahmuad Arbery - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/qMWmT6zxpP via @Change

[Annie F. Downs @anniefdowns]

I don’t know what he is preparing for but I am NOT going to be ready when it happens.

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

me eating my first meal at a restaurant after lockdown is over https://t.co/agE2SYhSMD