Shit Maryann Says

[Shit Maryann Says @maryannlogic]

*Approaches White House*
Omg look at that tree!

[Shit Maryann Says @maryannlogic]

I counted 95 #MTNDEWMAJORMELON bottles in the @MountainDew ad. And for a million dollars, you should, too. How’d I do, Dew? #MyPromotionEntry Rules: https://t.co/M6KtlaMQb5

[Shit Maryann Says @maryannlogic]

“Ashleigh here is $10 for the casino”
Sweet I’m not going to gamble -Ash “no you don’t get your $10 unless you gamble it away”

[Shit Maryann Says @maryannlogic]

I just had a bite💁

[Shit Maryann Says @maryannlogic]

I'm going to go see sausage party. "Oh someone invited you to a sausage party, that's nice!"

[Shit Maryann Says @maryannlogic]

I didn't gain any water weight when I was pregnant. I could have modeled maternity clothing💁

[Shit Maryann Says @maryannlogic]

"Maryann you're great"
I know 💄

[Shit Maryann Says @maryannlogic]

"Aunt Maryann you're phone is destroyed!"
Oh no honey, I have insurance💅👑

[Shit Maryann Says @maryannlogic]

Happy birthday to MEEEE!

[Shit Maryann Says @maryannlogic]

Tried to get @ashroon123 #GirlTalk Jenga

[Shit Maryann Says @maryannlogic]

I'm so good at drawing, who would like to buy my first art piece!

[Shit Maryann Says @maryannlogic]

That dance with the butts what is it called? Twerking?? Yes the twerking dance is hilarious that butt doesn't stop!

[Shit Maryann Says @maryannlogic]

my man bun is bigger than @Kdaddymoose

[Shit Maryann Says @maryannlogic]

Girls always remember the 5 second rule; if you kiss for less than 5 seconds it doesn't count!
#MaryannLogic

[Shit Maryann Says @maryannlogic]

"I ran track when I was little"
Ash: "did you ever win"
"Yea I got 3rd place ribbons"
Ash: "How many people ran?"
"3..."
#maryannlogic

[Shit Maryann Says @maryannlogic]

Happy birthday @ashroon123 don't eat too much cake though! Remember portion control! ❤️

[Shit Maryann Says @maryannlogic]

Okay @ashroon123 before you go to bed you need to take your penicillin!
-"mom I'm allergic to penicillin!"
Oops😋
#MaryannLogic

[Shit Maryann Says @maryannlogic]

@ashroon123 "mom I'm pregnant with @KaleighKiwi 's baby"
I NEVER KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE WITH THESE KIDS!
#MaryannLogic

[Ashleigh Rooney @ashroon123]

Really Mom? Really? #maryannlogic

[Shit Maryann Says @maryannlogic]

You can't say slut, you have to say sloot. Slut is not lady like #maryannlogic