not mary

i need to leave twitter

[fawn @lifeonxtc]

not addicted to nicotine i just have an insane oral fixation

[. @playboicurrryy]

high difficulty level escape room concept: u are laying in bed and u have one hour to get out of bed

[𖦏 @emoshoota]

in order to remain kind you must crash out at least once a month

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

honestly, most of my problems come down to two things:

1. ​i'm terrible at waking up.
2. ​i am somehow worse at going to sleep.

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

what happened financially alcoholically chemically socially and psychically in june must never happen again

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

friends with benefits and the benefit is we are friends

[giovane @lindissimaf]

I've seen enough. Emmy.

[kyra @kvheraa]

hanging with the wrong people will make you feel like this bitch

[✩⋆｡°kronk⋆｡°✩ @krrronk]

foundational text

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i am very self aware which unfortunately hasn't solved anything

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I’m like the opposite of AI. It took me over half an hour to write a simple email, and I didn’t consume a single drop of water all day.

[aisha. @polinszn]

everyone in off campus was in a romcom and tucker was in the bear

[𝙨𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙝ꔫ @staarlvciies]

watched the whole show just because of this scene

[saz @emorollll]

my youth is being wasted on corporate bullshit and bedrotting

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

before u beef with me just know i'm deeply malicious to my core once upset

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

I fucking DESPISE annual corporate self-review and goal setting. My goal is to get a paycheck every couple weeks

[aurora ⚸ | seeing tori 8/28 @lynchianbush]

i’m just like carrie bradshaw if she never went on dates and never had sex and generally didn’t have anything to do with men

[moon child @marxistnila]

they need to refund everyone who were made to do ultrasound for pcos

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Last few hours before a hair wash will really have you experiencing a depth of misery only usually found in Russian literature

[: @sn0oozey]

I'm not the prettiest girl but I have other qualities like my horrible attitude and terrible work ethic