mary carson

texas a&m

[adri @adrianamireyaaa]

Me as soon as this quarantine is over

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

Me: No hoe shit tonight

Me after one spicy margarita:

[mary carson @marycarsonn]

@dvswizzle Is this green screen

[zay 🛩️ @PlayoffZay]

I’M WEAK

[ugh @gIitering]

I can’t believe how at one point i was 6 pounds 3 oz like I really let myself go.... LMFAO

[rob from online 📱 @robfromonline]

me: coke please

waiter: is pepsi ok

me:

waiter: haha just kidding of course we have coke

me: i was gonna say—

waiter: i KNOW can you imagine

[mar @SamarGuidry]

I am truly blessed and honored to be able to say that I’m going to continue my academic and soccer career at the University of Virginia. Thank you to all my coaches, friends and family who have helped me along this journey!! 💙🧡

[Landon Romano @landonromano]

IM GOING OUT TONIGHT!!! FELLAAAASSSS🗣😩🤣☠️😂😭🤦🏻‍♂️

[DistortedVideos @distortedvideos]

GiBbY!

[Texas A&M ZTA @AggieZeta]

Hard to be humble when you’re queen of the jungle!! 👑
Retweet this to help support ZTA in Derby Days 2019! #TAMUDerbyDaysZTA @TAMUSigmaChi

[Wynne @wynne_mcdonald]

In case you needed to smile today, here’s my little brother at his special olympics basketball game (,:

[m ¨̮ @melmadara]

more pics from when i studied abroad. take me back ugh

[J @josueeedelacruz]

“BLUEFACE BABYY!! ”

me:

[Jimmy G @jimmygards]

HERMAN: does this mean Texas is back, Matt?

MCCONAUGHEY: lemme clue you in on a little something, Tomás - there is no "back." We're just mollusks. In-ver-te-brates. Humble organisms occupying this here Mer-ce-des bio-dome. Let that stew in your innards, Squidman. Hook thee.

[Brett Neustrom @brett_neusty]

white girls on christmas: my sister knows me so well and got me the greatest gift I could ever ask for... just watch✨😭💓