computer mary

:)

[computer mary @marydotdev]

Lmfao

[Mikey Smith @mikeysmith]

EXCLUSIVE

THE HUMAN SPRINTER

First known pictures of NATALIE HARP chasing after Donald Trump's golf cart in Scotland

[computer mary @marydotdev]

continuously gobsmacked at the scale of tailwindification of Every Website

[computer mary @marydotdev]

Oh god

[LIRR @LIRR]

While LIRR service is suspended, we'll offer limited weekday shuttle bus service to/from six Long Island locations. Buses will run during peak hours with limited reverse-peak service on some routes.

Be sure to give yourself ample time if you plan to take a shuttle bus. There's no charge for shuttles, but you'll need to tap and ride to transfer to the subway and MTA buses.

Get details on shuttle bus sites at our website: https://t.co/ZkAIPicie0

[computer mary @marydotdev]

@notchrisvolpe 🤡

[computer mary @marydotdev]

Seeing all the lefty dsa people reflexively side with the lirr union is so disappointing god forbid y’all use your brains and ask people on li what they think … it’s legit rich rich old people fucking the working class but go ahead sis I’m sure you’ll be there at 4am to drive

[computer mary @marydotdev]

@claireforny @LIRR @MTA Oh girl come on you don’t know what you’re talking about, come to Long Island and we can chat

[computer mary @marydotdev]

Seems like opus 4.7 loves to “push back” …. Bitch!! Do what I say!!

[Aida Baradari @aidaxbaradari]

Today, we're introducing Spectre I, the first smart device to stop unwanted audio recordings.

We live in a world of always-on listening devices.

Smart devices and AI dominate our world in business and private conversations.

With Deveillance, you will @be_inaudible.

[computer mary @marydotdev]

@replicate that was quick https://t.co/AZgeiOTlwb

[Replicate @replicate]

Nano Banana 2 just landed 🍌

Text rendering that actually works, realistic outputs, and built-in image editing

All at 4x the speed and a fraction of the cost

[computer mary @marydotdev]

@replicate when

[Google DeepMind @GoogleDeepMind]

We’re launching Nano Banana 2, built on the latest Gemini Flash model. 🍌

It’s state-of-the-art for creating and editing images, combining Pro-level capabilities with lightning-fast speed. 🧵

[computer mary @marydotdev]

@ryangrim Wasn’t Waltz also poor?

[Rohan Katti @RKattiJr]

Bill Clinton watching the 2016 presidential debates

[computer mary @marydotdev]

Unironically 👑

[computer mary @marydotdev]

Omg just noticed his earrings he’s so hot

[Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine]

We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin.

When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.

[computer mary @marydotdev]

oh thank god ... its fine that we have no ships and our strategic stockpiles are basically empty and we have no capacity to build anything we may need i was really worried about this thank you pete this is really gonna help i know a lot of people are still worried about 1890

[Secretary of War Pete Hegseth @SecWar]

Under my direction, the soldiers who fought at the Battle of Wounded Knee will keep their medals.

This decision is final. Their place in history is settled.

[computer mary @marydotdev]

I’m devastated that Laura dern won’t be able to play her in a biopic

[Nathan J Robinson @NathanJRobinson]

I feel like what the NYT really needs is a few more puff pieces on Marie Gluesenkamp Perez

[computer mary @marydotdev]

Not to lib out too much but… the boobs are pretty small … maybe under developed… perhaps… PREPUBESCENT

[Oversight Dems @OversightDems]

🚨🚨HERE IT IS: We got Trump’s birthday note to Jeffrey Epstein that the President said doesn’t exist.

Trump talks about a “wonderful secret” the two of them shared. What is he hiding? Release the files!

[computer mary @marydotdev]

He looks like bald Fred armisen

[Jeni Farnsworth @farnsjennifer]

Michael Wolff: Mike Johnson’s claim Trump was an FBI informant is nonsense.

The real story: Trump went to police and said Epstein was running a whorehouse after Epstein threatened to expose Trump’s laundering $41M for Russian Oligarch Rybolovlev via Palm Beach house purchase.

[computer mary @marydotdev]

@bryan_johnson https://t.co/P7iGlaMt4M

[computer mary @marydotdev]

Thinking about getting into Islam so I can start wearing a hijab to avoid facial recognition