maryjoe

she/her

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

“women expire at 25” you're balding at 22.

[Randz @RH4N6]

This October was stellar in Canada, 90% of sunny days and still warm enough with fall colors as cherry on top, 10/10.

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

Its almost "circle back after the holidays" time in corporate America

[tax daddy @nwokeoma_]

this is every canadian.

[ONI @ON1_eo]

I’ll take the 13% tax rate please

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

we have titty sweat in october because y’all want to ask chatgpt why that person keeps treating you like that

[cris 🫧— ilya rozanov’s lover @crishatesall]

cómo no voy a estar orgullosa de ella si la vi siendo comprada por 1D, siendo la nerd de la clase, cuando fue la asistente del ceo millonario y teniendo cien vidas más? grande Barbara

[miya @miyarah_]

la manzanilla viendo todo lo que tiene que calmar en mi sistema nervioso

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

She’s not dressed like a whore, you think like a rapist.

[Rachael 📚 @markruffaloTD]

Congratulations to all the authors who had me round up my 3.75 rating to a 4 on goodreads. I’m too lazy to go back and change it so you’re safe from me.

[≧∀≦ @laeswrld]

brexit mais c’est montréal qui sort du québec

[𐕣 @doyenmxn]

it’s 85 degrees in october cus yall keep asking chat gpt to make yall fuckass flyers

[lolly @dewgowon]

It be like 4USD = 89CAD

[🦢 @Fairyuxfhe]

"Women used to give birth without --" & they died.
"Back then, raw milk was --" killing people.
"My ancestors didn't get vacci--" Dead.
NEXT.

[furkan? @ruhadeg]

kendi işlerimi tek başıma halletmeye giderken boyle hissediyorum

[ak ౨ৎ 🪩 TODAY! @rapunzelrry]

and i better not be seeing yall in the showgirl tour ticketmaster queue and im being serious

[Swiftie Mexicana 🇲🇽 @LaTayMexicana]

But he's bathing in your reflected light on a free solo social climb

[Ayushi @Ayushihihaha]

Me trying to survive adulthood with a sensitive heart

[𝕯𝖞𝖑𝖆𝖓™ @Dylanszn01]

Companies replacing junior roles with AI and then wondering why they can't find senior talent in five years is going to be the most predictable crisis in hiring history.