Mary Margaret Edwards

Live. Laugh. Yeet. Jesus. Leedleleedleleedlelee. Wah. ECED Major.

[Patrick Fisackerly @fisackerly]

The premise is they are the Muppets and they have a show

[shiv roy’s maid of honor @sondheimite]

There should be an Assassins-style musical about the American Girl Dolls.

[mary @elaine_stritch]

i saw goody proctor using ai

[Alyssa 🌻 @alyssaleann]

An apparently hot take: Christmas should expand into January, not drift back into November

Put down the mistletoe and enjoy the rest of apple season, you freaks!

[Gabe Gottlieb @xgabegottliebx]

Everyday.

[mary @elaine_stritch]

yikes, unfollowing now. huge fan of her psychiatry business; didn’t realize she keeps pulling the football away from Charlie Brown

[mary @elaine_stritch]

Lida Rose/Will I Ever Tell You is the best song in The Music Man

[:3gan 🍉🍉 @Egan_Starr]

Damien saying that Adults ARE allowed to enjoy kids media but they aren't allowed to complain about it is one of the best things ive heard

[the vibe formerly known as jules @echotrx]

Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

"no news is good news" not if you have anxiety and an imagination

[jazmin @itsnotjazminn]

me before i crash out

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

i don’t want to be in the loop or out of the loop. i want to be aware of the loop & its contents but free from any loop-related responsibilities

[sona @swiftlydunphy]

having a good memory is so embarrassing. coworker mentioned his sister is visiting and I said "elizabeth or jane?" and now i'm a creep

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

My desire to be well informed is currently at odds with my need to be detached from reality.