Mary What's-Her-Face

I’m a Phil Kessel stan first and everything else second

[Mary What's-Her-Face @maryplusplus]

@dominos Nothing hits as hard as ordering Dominos just to have your order never show up. Enjoy the $30, last you’re ever getting from me ❤️

[Mary What's-Her-Face @maryplusplus]

Nothing marks the end of a hard week better than ordering Domino’s for you and your fiancé and then hqving your order never show up. Lmao.

[Hussnain @ViGIlanTe13HERO]

You know it's bad when James Charles gags you

[☔ @Whotfismick]

WE MADE IT TO FRIDAY EVERYBODY!!!

[Mary What's-Her-Face @maryplusplus]

10+ years later and the way this song still makes me come unglued

[hard feelings @thesadbaby]

arctic monkeys.

[say :)(: @kgleeb]

i think about this tweet every day

[kou leclerc @blursluts44]

people on tiktok are talking about how there is an epidemic of 9-13 year old girls shopping at sephora now and imo it’s because there are no real teen girl stores how we had in the past. i feel like pre teen culture isn’t a thing anymore like they go from kid +

[Katcy Stephan @katcystephan]

Thinking about the funniest cold open from Brooklyn Nine-Nine, and Andre Braugher's perfect comedic timing. RIP.

[Mary What's-Her-Face @maryplusplus]

Does it ever just hit you that no one really likes you and you’ll always be a second choice if you even make the list and that there’s just something inherently wrong with you that people don’t like

[NBC Entertainment @nbc]

Andre Braugher was the actor that others in the profession would always aspire to be. In addition to his prowess as a dramatic actor, his comedy chops were also on full display as the determined and passionate Capt. Holt in ‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine.’ We will miss him tremendously.

[Brooklyn Nine-Nine @brooklyn99]

Always our Captain. We love you, Andre.

[out of context brooklyn nine nine @nocontxt99]

❤️

[out of context brooklyn nine nine @nocontxt99]

rest in peace, andre braugher. an absolute force of an actor and a treasure on and off screen. thank you for all the warmth and joy and laughs. rest easy, captain ❤️

[Marc Evan Jackson @MarcEvanJackson]

O Captain. My Captain.

[unprofessional hockey scout @OVECHKlN]

finally a tweet from an actual eagle

[JSTOR @JSTOR]

Please stay hydrated!

[cunty phil kessel @fkatbhabhi]

Your honour that's him that's the most beautiful man alive that's my emotional support 36 yo Sidney Crosby