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[mary @marythao]

Goodnight to the old #Bernie who was whispering hush #BernieSanders

[mary @marythao]

@kendrictonn the amount of money on those signs could have been better invested in solutions to address crime and safety. (more lighting, cameras, reporting stations - NOT COPS - mental health resources, food security, literally anything else).

[mary @marythao]

#SquidGame + #RealHousewives

[mary @marythao]

@dyslexxicon @Fumo_Sensei @dodgonkulator this seems extremely homophobic or maybe you’re afraid of penises either way worth getting over because morels are delicious. some penises are too. js

[mary @marythao]

@KCStar the cdc updated it’s guidelines. not backpedaled. new data means new guidelines. words matter in this battle against misinformation.

[mary @marythao]

if you can’t you’re prolly white

[mary @marythao]

sometimes i feel invisible and then the motion sensor on the paper towel dispenser in the bathroom doesn’t recognize me and then i know i actually am

[mary @marythao]

@davidkinofist is it the other way around?

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Not sure how we’ll explain to future generations that Americans could have put a single piece of cloth in front of their wet fucking mouths and prevented a World War 2 amount of death, and they just didn't

[mary @marythao]

@DanRShafer three is more than two and one put together.

[Blaine Stewart @BlaineStewart]

I've found TV news music choreography Tiktok and I'm never leaving.

[mary @marythao]

@davidkinofist i have the opposite of that. what is that? solitary ambivalence? isolated indifference?

[mary @marythao]

this is a real thing.

[mary @marythao]

#BernieSanders understands the intensity of Game Olympics @kimbototron @arabobalara

[mary @marythao]

@davidkinofist @CapitolPolice damn fucking right and i would have eaten a pizza roll in victory

[mary @marythao]

i was better security than @CapitolPolice amirite @davidkinofist

[Chris Labarthe @chris_labarthe]

MAGA the last 2 weeks: HEY GANG LETS CARPOOL TO BERLIN TO BURN DOWN THE REICHSTAG

MAGA this morning: CHECK OUT MY SELFIE ON WAY TO BURN DOWN THE REICHSTAG

MAGA later this morning: ME, BURNING DOWN THE REICHSTAG

MAGA tonight: ANTIFA BURNED DOWN THE REICHSTAG

[Yousef Munayyer @YousefMunayyer]

We spend $750 billion annually on "defense" and the center of American government fell in two hours to the duck dynasty and the guy in the chewbacca bikini

[Badia Ahad PhD @BadiaAhad]

I don’t think diversity training can fix this.

[Jade Abbott @alienelf]

Actually DED