Mary Werner

scorpio. avid recycler. dr pepper enthusiast.

[Mary Werner @marywerner45]

Last time I checked half of your spirit days were ones we did in the past two years but okay

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

me when i overshare when i could have been mysterious:

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Yet another Biden accomplishment

[trish @ultragloss]

oppenheimer was this for 3 hours

[gaychel @coochieflop]

taking too long in the bar bathroom not bc I'm doing drugs but bc I'm reading all the writing on the walls and reflecting on how it represents the beauty and complexity of humanity

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

it’s disgusting how much i replay a song when i love it

[maia @mxmtoon]

GROWING UP IS SO HARD AND COVID MADE EVERYTHING SO MUCH HARDER LIKE I CAN’T BELIEVE I WAS 19 WHEN COVID STARTED AND I’M TURNING 23 THIS YEAR AND I FEEL LIKE I HAVEN'T PROGRESSED PAST BEING 19 BUT INSTEAD JUST GOT MENTALLY WORSE AND PHYSICALLY OLDER

[Conajam @conajam]

no better feeling than when you finish a good book & can finally eat the bookmark

[amil @amil]

I like to think of Amy (burrito) and Annie (mac n cheese) as estranged sisters

[Ì @ifed4yo]

- Justin Timberlake’s Mirrors belongs in a music museum somewhere, 8 mins of sheer artistic madness. We must never get over it.

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

Read a great Reddit thread putting historical dates in perspective.

Here are 8 gems.

1/ The moon landing was only 66 years after the Wright Brothers first flight (1903-1969). Within a lifetime, humans went from having limited flight tech to travelling ~239k miles from Earth.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Love being your Christmas Danny.

[nicole boyce @nicolewboyce]

I can't believe Olivia Wilde killed the queen to distract from her messy movie rollout

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

I WANT TO BE 100% MICROPLASTICS AND BREATHE ONLY COAL!!!!! THANK GOD THE SCOTUS IS STOPPING THE COMMUNIST FEDERAL AGENCIES LIKE THE EPA FROM TAKING MINIMAL ACTION ON PFAS AND C02 POLLUTION!!!!!!!!!

[river buddy butcher 🤠 @rivbutcher]

There it is: a gallon of gas costs more than the federal minimum wage

[bri ✗ò @xoobriii]

if a tiktok got you laughing, the comment section gonna have you gasping for air

[Cursed Posts ➐ @CursedPost]

You ever killed your own vibe by remembering