William McCartney

[William McCartney @marzepans]

@RangersFC He'll be gone by Christmas

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@AndyZeGerman They're just saluting a Swasticar

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@Rovers What a disappointment is in store for the poor Blackburn fans...

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@scottish_water Are you aware of any Water pressure issues in Kilmarnock? Ours seems to have dropped noticeably as of yesterday.

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How many votes did Rishi manage to spunk today? Tone deaf or incompetent? I suppose it's the tory dilemma.

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Why is it that of all the suppliers and organisations in my life, the Scottish Power web page is consistently the worst? @ScottishPower

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@ViviNMtl If the accusations are true, I have no sympathy.

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#ObiWan So that was appallingly bad. ILM animated that camel thing? I don't think so. And the scene in episode 2 with Leia? I could have made better on my iPhone in the back garden. Disney has made a bigger arse of this than Lucas.

[w Brian * @wearyprovo]

Mate on bus showed us this & just can't but have a snigger 🤣🤣👌🍀

[Row Z @drawnfromrowz]

I don’t rewind or pause the tv when live drawing, I rely on memory and artistic licence. Seeing replays this morning of the third goal has given me a chance to add a bit more clarity to what Barisic was up to.

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@EastAyrshire What is the point of the motorised street sweepers if they don’t come into the kerb? Watched it drive down Howard St twice

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@TanjaBueltmann Is it any surprise when there are 50,000 inside Ibrox doing the same thing every second weekend?

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@b9whu @skysports_bryan Rangers weren't relegated. They ceased to exist and the new replacement club started at the bottom of the pyramid.

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One wonders what the implications of SA's decision to pump are for Iran sanctions...

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@santanderukhelp So I've been on hold for 46 minutes so far on your PPI line... What is the average queue time today?

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@lksmth "Big"?

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@MaleehaMBCC Your data is over 3 weeks old #oott

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@TrendofEarnings Ok, that makes sense. How do you weight the individual inventory levels of crude versus gas versus distillates against each other then? Or do you simply treat them all as equally important?