Austine Juma

Running isn't equal to walking fast!

[Austine Juma @MasalaGot]

In a debate of dwarfs, what is the value of one dwarf saying I am taller than the other dwarfs?

[Dr. Oburu Oginga _Odinga @DrOburu_O]

Thank you for your concerns. I have read the nations digital news and wish to state that I am very well.

​I had only briefly visited the hospital for a general check up with my doctors and have since returned home.

​Being sick is a normal human experience and should not alarm anyone. The day I am truly sick, I will inform you all, for I am a very transparent person.

Thanks for your concerns

[Austine Juma @MasalaGot]

One Voice. We are moving forward as a disciplined, single unit not as a collection of loose factions.

[The 48 Laws of Power @48LawsofPowerr]

Crush your enemy totally.

[Austine Juma @MasalaGot]

Governor Gladys Wanga is already here.

Tukate kadi ndio tupate PAWA.

[Austine Juma @MasalaGot]

@amerix l
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[Rodgers Kipembe Mpuru @RodgersKipembe]

Narok County politics reads like a family tree.

The MP for Narok South is Kitilai Ole Ntutu. The Governor is Patrick Ole Ntutu.
The first Senator was Stephen Ole Ntutu, all sons of Paramount Chief Lerionka Ole Ntutu.

The First Lady and Women Rep are sisters.

[Retainer @retainermethod]

Nobody talks about the seven greatest charms in Men!!

First,

Professionalism - being the best at what you do is an extremely appealing attribute.

[Eric @amerix]

Have enough condoms in your house, they will save you a great deal.

Don't carry condoms in your wallet or pocket.

[Hon Millicent Omanga @MillicentOmanga]

I hope the ODM party will weather the storm. Meanwhile letu jicho.

[Harsh Hada @MasculineM7]

A woman's prime starts at 18.

A man's prime starts at 30.

Life humbles men, time humbles women.

[Retainer @retainermethod]

Nobody talks about the seven greatest charms in Men!!

First,

Professionalism - being the best at what you do is an extremely appealing attribute.

[Eric @amerix]

First,

They laugh at you,

Then,

They mock you.

Then,

They fight you.

Then,

They smear your character,

Then, finally,

YOU WIN!

Keep going.

Work in silence.

[Sen. Ledama Olekina @ledamalekina]

ODM will forever remain as the most formidable party in Kenya. I am loyal. If hell has a door I will walk back for you. The people have spoken.

[𝐅𝐚𝐧 𝟏𝟎 @Cunha__utd]

🚨 MAN UNITED GAIN TRAIN - No Manchester United fan shouldn’t have less than 5000 followers.

- Drop your handles
- Follow anyone who likes your comment
- Reposts are appreciated
- Follow me

LETS CELEBRATE THIS HUGE WIN 🔥

[Austine Juma @MasalaGot]

Malala Had Abducted his Boss Riggy for Sympathy, ACHOES OF ABDUCTION.

[Austine Juma @MasalaGot]

You don't weigh your popularity by organising rallies in https://t.co/n6itbp58LR design, all our slams are overpopulated by jobless Kenyans.

If you want to notice how minute you can be, Identify a stadium of your choice, Kisha ita watu ujionee.

END.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

There is a man somewhere right now who has:

• No girlfriend.
• No side chics.
• No sneaky links.

Just by himself and fixing himself.

How is life bro?

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

ODM and UDA will merge by June 2027. That’s their prerogative—and it’s good for the country.

In fact, I would prefer if despot Uhuru Kenyatta’s and Matiang’i’s Jubilee and the fake candidates like Owalo who are sponsored to divide and rule, to openly don the ODMUDA jersey.

That way, Kenyans can have clear distinctions between the ORGANIZED CARTELS and their mascots Vs. the PROGRESSIVES to choose between.

[jacob juma @kabetes]

Someone should tell William Ruto that Jacob Juma is a son of the covenant of God. I never miss sleep or worry about death. It is inevitable.

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Unfortunately there are no benefits to being a good person.