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OopyDoopy, Lehigh Velley, Land of Kings.

[Schweizer @maschweizer]

When the coolest guy in the world on a late model stock Harley passes me and does a little pedaling gesture with his legs

[Schweizer @maschweizer]

@BernieTweets Have you thought about getting applying for pre check? Probably more useful in your case than most

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@memesiwish

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YouTube: hey there! Hope you’re enjoying this light hearted video as a way to alleviate the exhaustion of surviving in a late stage capitalist hellscape! Anyways, here’s kids with cancer. have a great day!

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@tmsilverman @usacycling Oops, I forgot what sport you were bad at. I hope you give yourself a shinner in the same spot every day for the rest of your life.

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@tmsilverman @usacycling I hope you double flat on your next ride and only have 1 tube.

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@elspeth_huyett But they already made the team! It’s not like other people have regular performance reviews at their jobs. 🙃

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

having a baby is crazy because how bored you gotta be to create another human being and raise it for 18 years

[Schweizer @maschweizer]

Lol wut?

[Ellen van Dijk @ellenvdijk]

Prizes in women’s cycling are improving 😅. You can leave tips on how to use it in the comments😂

[Schweizer @maschweizer]

Most people think cyclists are smiling because riding a bike is fun (it’s not) Cyclists are smiling because riding in the middle of the road and getting in everyone’s way is funny as hell.

[Schweizer @maschweizer]

You have my vote, sir.

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

(📸 @flash_3_rob)

[Schweizer @maschweizer]

If you organize a group ride make sure you gatekeep the fuck out it. The second it becomes accessible is the second you become uncool.

[Schweizer @maschweizer]

“Everyone dies one day. Everyone. Even wolves. But not books. Not words. Words don't die."
--my dog, Kelpius, who is a lot smarter than I am

[Schweizer @maschweizer]

God deadass get mad when you touch their butt like it's our fault they got the wagon??? No one asked you to be double cheeked up like this. You stupid ass bad bitch. Thick ass slice of heaven. why you walk in the room in your ass walks in 5 minutes later.