Ryan Smolko

Career Services Pro | Bike Race Junkie | Punk Rock Die Hard "Everyone's a phony, it's a bullshit game that I have lost." -Lawrence Arms Views = me

[Lukáš Ronald Lukács @lucxsronald]

Oh deer…

[Ryan Smolko @ryanpsmolko]

Have a cobbled 180 degree corner 300m before the finish is so dumbfounding. The fans were robbed of a great finish today by the organizers. I hope all the riders are ok. #giroditalia

[Giro d'Italia @giroditalia]

🔻 A late crash taking out most of the favourites, leading to a 1v1 between cobble specialists

🔻Una caduta taglia fuori i velocisti più attesi, sfida palpitante a due per il successo.

⏪ The @continentaltire Ultimo Kilometro

#GirodItalia

[U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service @USFWS]

In North America, black bears are apex predators.
Except that one time one met Chuck Norris.

That bear is now a rug.

RIP to the legend.

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

I'll always remember Chuck Norris as the man who changed the course of dodgeball history by casting the deciding vote that allowed Average Joes to play in the championship of the Las Vegas International Dodgeball Open where they upset the heavily favored Globo Gym Purple Cobras.

RIP. 🙏

[Shawn Ryan @ShawnRyan762]

Sometimes the most impactful statement you can make is a strong resignation. It's unfortunate it's come down to this. God's speed @joekent16jan19 I hope this wakes some people up.

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

War with Iran is costing American taxpayers $1 billion dollars a day.

Most American tax payers will never receive a Social Security check because it will be bankrupt by 2033.

Most Americans can’t afford health insurance policies because they are so expensive.

Most American families cannot financially survive on a single income, and both parents have to work like slaves in order to feed their children and keep a roof over their heads.

But the Trump administration has decided that these American taxpayers have to spend $1 billion a day to murder people and their children in a foreign country that none of us have ever met and know nothing about.

Incredible MAGA priorities.

[Emini tic @TicTocTick]

Dow Jones, in its 130 year history has dropped a 1000 points or more 14 times.

12 out of those 14 times were under Donald Trump Presidency.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Trump said we had to attack Iran because we can‘t allow it “to have a nuclear weapon.” Really?

This is the same president who, in June, said: “Iran’s nuclear facilities have been obliterated.”

Vietnam. Iraq. Iran. Another lie. Another war.

[Ryan Smolko @ryanpsmolko]

@SenFettermanPA Voting for you was a mistake I won't make twice.

[Four Seasons Total Landscaping @TotalSeasons]

Unfortunately we have just had a customer in to complain about the terrible landscaping job we have done on their garden (photo attached).

Luckily we told them that the DOW was over 50,000 right now, so they left with their tail between their legs.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

MAGA went from “teachers should be required to carry guns” to “carrying a gun makes you a criminal” in record time

[Rich Luchette @richluchette]

The President of the United States flipping off an autoworker is a pretty good visual metaphor for this moment in history.

[UAW @UAW]

STATEMENT ON FORD PLANT VISIT FROM VP LAURA DICKERSON, FORD DEPARTMENT DIRECTOR

The autoworker at the Dearborn Truck Plant is a proud member of a strong and fighting union —the UAW. He believes in freedom of speech, a principle we wholeheartedly embrace, and we stand with our membership in protecting their voice on the job.

The UAW will ensure that our member receives the full protection of all negotiated contract language safeguarding his job and his rights as a union member.

Workers should never be subjected to vulgar language or behavior by anyone—including the President of the United States.

[Ryan Smolko @ryanpsmolko]

@daniellloyd1 Listen to The Menzingers.

[Captain Mark Kelly @CaptMarkKelly]

Pete Hegseth says he’s going to court-martial me for saying the same exact thing he said 9 years ago. What changed for Pete? Well to start, he spends all day thinking about how he can suck up to Trump. When Trump says jump, he says how high.

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

Captain Jagermeister, here, isn’t aware of the mirror effect of a phone camera.

Kind of makes you wonder about his ability to analyze actionable intelligence.

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

The Department of Government Efficiency (@DOGE) will now close its doors after successfully charging a grand total of ZERO PEOPLE with fraud or abuse, and leaving current government spending at an ALL TIME HIGH.

What a colossal waste of everyone's time.

MAGA is over.

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

Any man who calls a woman “piggy” is a fucking pig. Any man in a position of power who calls a woman “piggy” is a cowardly, misogynistic, weak, fucking pig.

[Ryan Smolko @ryanpsmolko]

@NickAdamsinUSA That is actually un American. Opposing views in a free democratic society is what our nation has been built upon. 🤦‍♂️