Uncle Mash

Penning down thoughts. Football, Battle rap, Music. Jesus is King. Get my book “Chronicles of Egbon”

[Uncle Mash @mashere__]

Everybody has an Egbon.

The one who has seen life. Who will laugh at you, correct you, but still stand for you.

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[the topic & the top pick 💅 @TheOliviaMead]

While you’re there, Abeg help us beg pharaoh make e come carry em brother from aso rock 🙏🏽

[tobi jacobs! @thejacobsss]

“we will, will, will will” williams tinubu, joor nau.

[Uncle Mash @mashere__]

I miss this tbh. Injuries na Werey Walai, cus I used to be on the run steads.

[Crocodile Python @logicfgs]

That 25mins run 3x a week would change your life

[Uncle Mash @mashere__]

I need watch this Esposito boy, heard he been doing the Lord’s work

[433 @433]

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗙𝗢𝗨𝗥-𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗟𝗗 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗠𝗣𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗦 🇮🇹 𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗭𝗜𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗘’𝗦 𝗙𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗜𝗥 𝗙𝗜𝗥𝗦𝗧 𝗗𝗘𝗙𝗘𝗔𝗧 ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐

[Uncle Mash @mashere__]

I need watch this Esposito boy, heard he been doing the Lord’s work

[433 @433]

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗙𝗢𝗨𝗥-𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗟𝗗 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗠𝗣𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗦 🇮🇹 𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗭𝗜𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗘’𝗦 𝗙𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗜𝗥 𝗙𝗜𝗥𝗦𝗧 𝗗𝗘𝗙𝗘𝗔𝗧 ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐

[AJ @joyale__]

My life will be 10x better in 2027

[Malachy Odo II @MalachyOdo1]

He is the Night King.

Remove him and they all disappear.

[Uncle Mash @mashere__]

I go lie for you?

[Uncle Mash @mashere__]

No worry, arda guler sabi play ball. I hope he evolves well in madrid.

[Uncle Mash @mashere__]

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[Uncle Mash @mashere__]

I love arda gulers confidence, he’ll do well all things being equal.

[Uncle Mash @mashere__]

Boy oh boy

[H.I.M @CV7_J5]

Arda Guler are you Maddddd 🔥🔥☄️
Best free kick I have seen since that Messi vs Liverpool free kick

[Uncle Mash @mashere__]

Coutinho

[Forxile☆ @CFCforxile]

Excluding Lewandowski and Cancelo

Name a player that has played for Bayern Munich and Barcelona.

Level: Just give up🤦‍♂️

[Uncle Mash @mashere__]

Na this look gan gan I wan package

[Uncle Mash @mashere__]

😂😂😂

[Cinderella Man @Osi_Suave]

So i bought groceries for the house today

Salmon
Snails
Calamari
Grapes
Avocados.

My wife says I should be telling her when I want to get stuff cos she doesnt understand how im buying snails when we need morning fresh.

You cant win with these women.

[Uncle Mash @mashere__]

I’m sorry but iniesta and Xavi > Zidane. Messi and Ronaldo are the reasons we don’t see this lol.

[liam @liamdahgoat]

still find it hard to understand what iniesta did here 🤯

[Uncle Mash @mashere__]

Na this style of writing gan gan dey make am choke 😭😭
It’s too hard to rehearse

[BLOOD BENDING @_wilxon_]

Dynamic Duo.

Mid-COVID - April 20, 2020

Schemes been dey cry that year.

#ThrowbackThursday
#TBThursday #Tbt #tbt

[BLOOD BENDING @_wilxon_]

Dynamic Duo.

Mid-COVID - April 20, 2020

Schemes been dey cry that year.

#ThrowbackThursday
#TBThursday #Tbt #tbt

[Uncle Mash @mashere__]

😂😂

[Tista💫 @Jnr_Tista]

wtf 😂😂😭

[Uncle Mash @mashere__]

@thiaghos_eye Believe, e go come

[Uncle Mash @mashere__]

@alwaysplaying11 Yeah thing is they’ve had a long list of legends as na big club so for someone to be seen as one you gats either stay longer or win something crazy. If he did it at chelsea or Arsenal he def will be a legend

[Uncle Mash @mashere__]

Goat of his generation

[🇺🇸 FC Bayern US 🇨🇦 @FCBayernUS]

Robert Lewandowski scored 5 goals in 9 minutes. https://t.co/yn2qTykklB

[Uncle Mash @mashere__]

@alwaysplaying11 The baba been deliver kpa. 100+ goals for three clubs no be chise. If say him win that 2025 UCL him for be club legend for three teams.