potato

[potato @mashp0tate]

I liek bat

[potato @mashp0tate]

I’m going to stay up all night so I can be very unproductive at work tomorrow.

[potato @mashp0tate]

BOO I spook you

[potato @mashp0tate]

I like my coffee like I like my slaves, black and very hot from working out in the cotton fields all day no they do not get to come inside they are disgusting

[potato @mashp0tate]

@VittorioAmadeus @0CC1D3NT4L I love to shoot them with my gun

[J @JoeHallenbeck17]

Beep boop
Beep beep beep boop
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Beep beep beep boop

[potato @mashp0tate]

@MAELNACHT wow same again

[𖦏 @sanguis_solis]

Just played with my cat

[potato @mashp0tate]

@CaudilloXIV Grok is this true

[potato @mashp0tate]

You’re an insider, I am insideher.

[potato @mashp0tate]

Tape all mouth-breathers' mouths shut until they learn to breathe through their nose or die.

[potato @mashp0tate]

@jcburnett84 Now that’s a great tweet.

[potato @mashp0tate]

The longer the tweet the dumber I assume you are. So many words to convey so little.

[potato @mashp0tate]

@NoMavericks I will take 1 million of him over a single Indian.

[potato @mashp0tate]

I don’t count my own that’s cheating just bonus animols are counted. Each one a special surprise.

[potato @mashp0tate]

I count how many animals I see every day and log it in a notebook.

[potato @mashp0tate]

@PunishedWhit 9 so far!